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« on: January 20, 2011, 06:05:08 PM »

Burglers Snort Man's Ashes
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110119/od_nm/us_ashes_odd

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 09:53:35 AM »

I want to put that in my will. I want to be cremated and distributed to morons as cocaine. BounceGiggle

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2011, 12:34:30 AM »

Tommy Chong - "When I die, I wanna be cremated. And the when they get my ashes back, like in a little baggie, I wanna be mixed with some really good $#*t, and then I want all my friends to come around and smoke me."

Cheech Marin - "Yeah well, remind me not to be one of your friends when you die."

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