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JayJayM12
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« on: January 13, 2011, 03:03:52 PM »

How to save the day?
p**s on hospitality
Grandpa Seth, so wise
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2011, 02:43:02 PM »

LOL. I don't know if I can top that, but I have to try.

The goblins are real?
The family eats the green.
The popcorn explodes.
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2011, 03:03:47 PM »

I thought of one:

Semi-bad movie
Create a sh!tty sequel
Get cult following
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2011, 11:21:57 PM »

They are eating her
green vegetation stuff
do you want a bite
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 01:25:06 PM »

How did they not know?
Nilbog spelled backwards - Goblin
Troll spelled backwards - llort.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 06:59:24 PM »

Italian cheese
And yet it became famous
Buechler must be p**sed

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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 12:56:38 PM »

They are eating her
Then they're going to eat me
Oh my god a fly
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 12:58:19 PM »

So that witch lady
She's sort of scary looking.
But I'd still hit it.
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2011, 04:37:59 AM »

They are eating her
Then they're going to eat me
Oh my god a fly

cracked me up
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