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sprite75
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« on: January 20, 2011, 02:39:28 AM »



Why do you want to know how many cans of hairspray I go through in one week?
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2011, 03:44:55 AM »

"Not to mention what the *&^% hairspray is doing to my forehead!" Wink
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 07:39:20 AM »

Uh, honey?  You got a cow pie on yer head.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2011, 09:12:07 AM »

The girls at the deli counter were very unhappy about the new summer sausage promotion.
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 09:41:06 AM »

She is going to be so mad when someone reminds her that we went all-digital last year and rabbit ears are no longer working...
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 10:07:26 AM »

"Honey, a lot of people insist, it is our fault that pigs can fly."
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 11:38:58 AM »

"Really, Honey.... It looks fine.... Uh... really exotic and.... sexy. Yeah, that's it. Sexy...."
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 11:41:49 AM »


Honey, why did you put Newt's Horse's s**t in your hair?
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 01:23:42 PM »

Do you mind if I put some grapefruit in there?
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2011, 02:00:38 PM »

"Even worse, I'm picking up Telemundo sportscasts in my sleep!"
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2011, 02:16:31 PM »


  Yes young lady your haircut will make you more Aerodynamic. No it will not make you look cooler.
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2011, 12:17:20 PM »



Yeh, my boyfriend said I should have handlebars
put up there.  Why...is it a bad idea?  Why are
you looking at me like that??
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2011, 11:03:18 PM »


you mean I have to go on a date with......KHAAAAN?!?!?!?!?!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2011, 02:43:47 PM »

The girls at the deli counter were very unhappy about the new summer sausage promotion.

Ha ha HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!  lmao!   Cheers
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2011, 02:47:14 PM »



Now if only someone could steer me in the right direction...
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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