Stand up or Sit Down?

[macabre]

Hi
Okay guys i am rather bored and I seem to have some time on my hands.
I was talking to one of my relief teachers today and this particular subject cropped up.

When you have finished releasing your excess food from your stomach(had a s**t) do you stay sat down whilst you wipe any residue that refuses to leave(wipe your ass) or do you stand up to finish said job?
You may ask yourself why are two teachers discussing such a peculiar subject.
I have no idea!!!!!.
Over to you guys...

[AndyC]

I find it much easier sitting down, but I'm not particularly flexible.

How far are we going with this topic? Simple up or down, or are we going to start comparing techniques?

[The Burgomaster]

Wipe?  What exactly do you mean by wipe?

[Hammock Rider]

Standing up. 

To quote Tony Stark, "That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."

[The Burgomaster]

Standing up. 

To quote Tony Stark, "That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."

 

[KYGOTC]

Wiping is such a pain in the ass.

[akiratubo]

I sit down.  Too inflexible to reach back there standing up.  I use baby wipes to get extra clean.  Really, wipe with paper until you think you're clean, then use a baby wipe.  You'll be amazed how much more you get with the baby wipe.

[Mr. DS]

Stander myself about 95% of the time.   I feel too feminine wiping while sitting down.

[El Misfit]

I squat, about 85% sitting, 15% standing up.

[retrorussell]

I stay seated.  Actually I kind of lean to one side to open up a little better or wiggle a cheek to make a chunk fall, then wipe.
Lovely conversation.. where's some chocolate pudding?

[Paquita]

I'm usually seated unless I'm wearing something, like pantyhose, where it's easier to just stand up.  I always have wet wipes on hand, although it's usually a waste for me to use them.. either my dry wiping abilities are amazing, or I'm exquisitely clean.. or both.

Which brings me to the front-to-back or back-to-front thing.  Most girls are shocked when I tell them I don't wipe front to back.  I just deal with the areas separately, and I find dabbing to be more efficient.  Why do you have to smear one across the other?

[AndyC]

I sit down.  Too inflexible to reach back there standing up.  I use baby wipes to get extra clean.  Really, wipe with paper until you think you're clean, then use a baby wipe.  You'll be amazed how much more you get with the baby wipe.

I like to do a quick wipe with dry paper, just to get the bulk of it, then grab a fresh piece and put a little lotion on it. Acts as both a lubricant for easier wiping, and as a solvent. Plus, it moisturizes. Quick wipe with the dry, a more thorough wipe with lotion, then fold that piece over for another quick wipe. Gets everything off without being too rough on a sensitive area. No more itching since I figured it out.

[claws]

Seated. I once wiped standing up but poo nuggets fell unnoticed in my undies so, no more wiping standing up.

[Trevor]

Seated. I once wiped standing up but poo nuggets fell unnoticed in my undies so, no more wiping standing up.

*Sniff* *sniff*: I think I've discovered a long lost family member. 

[The Burgomaster]

I stand up, lift my right leg, and rest my foot on the towel rack.  Then I go in via the right side rather than the front or back.  I start with toilet paper to remove as much debris as possible.  Then I use coarse, and finally fine, sandpaper to remove any premature "crusting."  Then I lower my right leg, prop my left foot on the towel rack, and repeat the process.  It takes awhile, but I have a bum you could eat off.