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« on: April 04, 2010, 03:31:22 PM »



Ernie: Oh hi, Bert.
Bert: Hi, Ernie.
Ernie: Say, is that the new edition of Playgirl? 
Bert: Sure is!  Would you like to borrow it when I'm done?
Ernie: Yes, oh yes!!
Bert: Ok, but try not to mess it up this time...
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010, 03:55:19 PM »

Bert: Let see, how to stab your obnoxious bastard of a friend chapter 18
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2010, 07:28:43 PM »

"Sorry Ernie but this medical book says nothing about small animals stuck in your rectum.  Why are you asking anyways?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 09:47:42 AM »

Bert: Yes Ernie, dis is a Rachael Ray cook book!
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 09:25:53 PM »

"Sorry Ernie but this medical book says nothing about small animals stuck in your rectum.  Why are you asking anyways?"


Would this be why?
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2010, 08:39:39 AM »

"How the hell am I supposed to get in that position, Ernie?"
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 08:42:02 AM »




"You're right Ern, they definitely screwed up. Our contract specifically requires Fiji Water, a bowl of green M&Ms and a half dozen Taiwanese strippers at every personal appearance."
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 11:16:35 AM »

"MY face!  My God!  The book is eating my face!"
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2010, 01:27:47 AM »

BERT

    She speaks:
    O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art
    As glorious to this night, being o'er my head
    As is a winged messenger of heaven
    Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes
    Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
    When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
    And sails upon the bosom of the air.

ERNIE

    O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
    And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
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« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2010, 07:33:04 AM »


Bert: OH MY GOD, IT SAIDS THAT WE'RE BIG BIRDS b***hES!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2010, 07:23:45 AM »


Why does the pages taste like whip cream?
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2011, 01:12:08 AM »

 Klaatu...barad... nikto
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