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Nutter Magnet
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« on: February 06, 2011, 06:57:14 PM »


There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
El Misfit
[Insert witty here]
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 12458

Hi there!

« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2011, 07:22:20 PM »

okay, this is...hey, look at me when I'm talking to you! LOOK AT ME, LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!!

yeah no.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 15511

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2011, 11:07:37 PM »

"Dude, we're ahead by this much...throw in the towel already..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2011, 11:37:56 PM »

It's not like that.  For touchdown your arms should be straight up in the air.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 03:05:41 PM »

Player in striped shirt on left: TAKE ME, YOU BIG SEXY HUNK OF FLESH!
Player in blue shirt: What did he say?!
Player in striped shirt on right: OMG!  YUCK! (staggers)
Player in background: Go on!  Kiss him you fool!
« Last Edit: February 07, 2011, 03:14:40 PM by retrorussell » Logged

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Umaril The Unfeathered
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 08:13:29 PM »

Guy in Blue Shirt commenting on guy with arms out:

No, it's true, really! The new Right Guard formula works great! I can't smell a thing!

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
Barack Clinton
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 03:40:39 AM »

While some people found Enrico's favored tactic of spending several hours in a sauna then coming straight out onto the field distasteful, there was no denying his armpit stench had a devastating effect on the opposing team.
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 11:16:17 AM »

Blueshirt:  Somebody tell this guy I'm not going to give him a hug.  He's not listening to me. 
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