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« on: February 07, 2011, 01:05:28 AM »

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

I will just [cough] let this one go............. TeddyR

www.timeslive.co.za/africa/article893220.ece/Malawi-to-debate-public-farting-ban

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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 02:30:18 PM »

Thanks for breaking this story, I hadn't gotten wind of it...  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM »

Well, this just stinks.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2011, 05:48:12 PM »

Well, this just stinks.

I think it's a gas!
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 08:51:27 PM »

Are these guys ye olde farts? TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 08:51:35 PM »

Well, this just stinks.

I think it's a gas!
Ok cut the cheese guys.
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2011, 09:14:48 PM »

This story definitely blew me away when I got wind of it.. and it's been far(t) too long since a story like this has been reported.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 12:07:00 AM »

It has made me positively bilious!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 01:08:49 AM »

Thanks for breaking this story, I hadn't gotten wind of it...  Wink

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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 01:09:25 AM »

Well, this just stinks.

True words indeed.  TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 08:15:32 AM »

I imagine there are much greater penalties for releasing a "silent bud deadly" and then fleeing the scene?
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 08:35:28 AM »

I imagine there are much greater penalties for releasing a "silent bud deadly" and then fleeing the scene?

 TeddyR TeddyR

Or kids could let one go and then say "It wasn't me!" and point at an older person.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 09:27:28 PM »

Suddenly, the decline of Mexican mixed beans steak fajitas took a drastic turd, I mean turn for the worst.
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 08:21:47 PM »

New Malawi flag:

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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 11:07:13 PM »

New Malawi flag:




Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

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