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« on: February 07, 2011, 01:05:28 AM »

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

I will just [cough] let this one go............. TeddyR

www.timeslive.co.za/africa/article893220.ece/Malawi-to-debate-public-farting-ban

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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 02:30:18 PM »

Thanks for breaking this story, I hadn't gotten wind of it...  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM »

Well, this just stinks.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2011, 05:48:12 PM »

Well, this just stinks.

I think it's a gas!
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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 08:51:27 PM »

Are these guys ye olde farts? TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 08:51:35 PM »

Well, this just stinks.

I think it's a gas!
Ok cut the cheese guys.
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2011, 09:14:48 PM »

This story definitely blew me away when I got wind of it.. and it's been far(t) too long since a story like this has been reported.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 12:07:00 AM »

It has made me positively bilious!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 01:08:49 AM »

Thanks for breaking this story, I hadn't gotten wind of it...  Wink

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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 01:09:25 AM »

Well, this just stinks.

True words indeed.  TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 08:15:32 AM »

I imagine there are much greater penalties for releasing a "silent bud deadly" and then fleeing the scene?
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 08:35:28 AM »

I imagine there are much greater penalties for releasing a "silent bud deadly" and then fleeing the scene?

 TeddyR TeddyR

Or kids could let one go and then say "It wasn't me!" and point at an older person.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 09:27:28 PM »

Suddenly, the decline of Mexican mixed beans steak fajitas took a drastic turd, I mean turn for the worst.
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 08:21:47 PM »

New Malawi flag:

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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 11:07:13 PM »

New Malawi flag:




Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

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