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« on: February 08, 2011, 11:56:45 AM »
How often does this happen to you?  You urinate and realize you didn't get that last few drops (or in some cases trickle) out.  Then you end up with that big incriminating wet spot on the crotch of your pants.  I have to say personally it happens usually if I'm in an super rush.  I try to cover it up with a coat or if I'm as work I'll opt to sit for a bit.  One time I decided to splash more water on my pants and blame the faucet.  That wasn't the brightest thing in the world looking back.  Lookingup
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on February 08, 2011, 11:56:45 AM
How often does this happen to you?  You urinate and realize you didn't get that last few drops (or in some cases trickle) out.  Then you end up with that big incriminating wet spot on the crotch of your pants.  I have to say personally it happens usually if I'm in an super rush.  I try to cover it up with a coat or if I'm as work I'll opt to sit for a bit.  One time I decided to splash more water on my pants and blame the faucet.  That wasn't the brightest thing in the world looking back.  Lookingup



I have to force myself to slow down. When I was in the Navy I was in a hurry to get in formation for a uniform inspection, so the very same thing happened to me, followed by me standing at attention with an obvious wet spot on my dress whites. Not good. The inspecting officer never said anything, but I'm sure he saw it.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 01:07:31 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on February 08, 2011, 11:56:45 AM
How often does this happen to you?  You urinate and realize you didn't get that last few drops (or in some cases trickle) out.  Then you end up with that big incriminating wet spot on the crotch of your pants.  I have to say personally it happens usually if I'm in an super rush.  I try to cover it up with a coat or if I'm as work I'll opt to sit for a bit.  One time I decided to splash more water on my pants and blame the faucet.  That wasn't the brightest thing in the world looking back.  Lookingup



  I did this exact same thing at a job interview once. Actually, I snuck back into the waiting room without the receptionist notcing and squirted myself with the water fountain. The interviewer felt bad for me so I decided just ot go with it and play the sympathy card. I got the job! It was one of the worst jobs ever. Question
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 02:04:22 PM »
It happened to me at a wedding dinner.  I spent 10 minute sin fromnt of the blow dryer. 
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 06:48:31 PM »
The stupid scrubs we have at the hospital where I work make the tiniest of pee droplets show up like a big zit on a teenager's face.  I hate them I hate them I hate them!
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 10:05:41 PM »
I umpired little league when I was in high school and one time I had to take a leak bad.  So I ran out into the woods next to the field during a switch and totally ended up having a crater sized pee spot on my pants.  Luckily a baseball field is know for dirt which I quickly threw on my pants in the spot.  It actually covered nicely.
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 10:21:21 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on February 08, 2011, 11:56:45 AM
I decided to splash more water on my pants and blame the faucet. 

I'm guity of that.  Bluesad
Sometimes I used to wash my hands then dry them on the side of my trousers so it was damp all around and it then looked less suspecious.

Its not just pee, but toothpaste and food that you can be eating will drip and stain your trousers.
Crotch stains always look bad.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 10:26:49 PM »
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Crotch stains always look bad.
Yep, I really feel self concious if its something white.  I'd rather not have people thinking I'm tossing when I haven't been.
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 10:32:36 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on February 08, 2011, 10:26:49 PM
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Crotch stains always look bad.
Yep, I really feel self concious if its something white.  I'd rather not have people thinking I'm tossing when I haven't been.

Its almost certainly an innocent toothpaste stain.
However, there's a tiny part of the brain that thinks some dude has been having solo fun time...
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 01:27:48 AM »
Two words, gentlemen.

Black . . . pants.
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 01:42:15 AM »
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I'd rather not have people thinking I'm tossing when I haven't been.

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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 04:07:17 AM »
I have nothing of any value to add other than:  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

You guys crack me up   BounceGiggle

From a girl's perspective, if that ever happened to me, I would probably have to see a doctor  TeddyR
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 04:24:46 AM »
Quote from: Killer Bees on February 09, 2011, 04:07:17 AM
I have nothing of any value to add other than:  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

You guys crack me up   BounceGiggle

From a girl's perspective, if that ever happened to me, I would probably have to see a doctor  TeddyR

I remember reading one of those stupid articles "Things Men Wish Women Would Know" and the one thing that stuck with me is, "Yes, it is that difficult to pee."

Things are not as, ahem, straight forward as you would expect if you didn't own the package. I'm a gentleman, I put the cover down when I flush and wipe up any errant strays, but that doesn't protect you from the unexpected.

I will second (or third) that the best defense is to splash your pants with a "hand washing aftermath." Proudly walk out with your pee pants as evidence of your hand washing prowess!
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 04:25:13 AM »
I've always suspected that the guys on this board are long lost brothers ~ now [Trevor wipes eyes and blows nose on short sleeve shirt] *sniff*, I know they are! We have the same pants problem.  Wink Wink
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 04:30:52 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on February 09, 2011, 04:25:13 AM
I've always suspected that the guys on this board are long lost brothers ~ now [Trevor wipes eyes and blows nose on short sleeve shirt] *sniff*, I know they are! We have the same pants problem.  Wink Wink

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