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« Reply #60 on: February 16, 2011, 07:06:06 PM »

My friend's stepdad told her that before "doin' it" with a guy, she should put earwax on his ding-dong, and if it burned or fizzled, then she shouldn't "do it" with him.

I don't know if that's true, but it sounds like a great way to scare guys away!

So, what, was that supposed to test if he was Satan or something? Mind you, if a guy's body temperature is high enough to burn wax, sleeping with him might not be a great idea (unless you like internal 2nd degree burns.)

We assumed it meant that he was dirty.. sort of like how peroxide fizzes on stuff.  I'm sure he was just really hoping she'd try it!


If the girl wasn't too bright, maybe it was just the father's way of keeping boys from taking advantage of her...
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« Reply #61 on: February 17, 2011, 04:47:43 PM »

My friend's stepdad told her that before "doin' it" with a guy, she should put earwax on his ding-dong, and if it burned or fizzled, then she shouldn't "do it" with him.

I don't know if that's true, but it sounds like a great way to scare guys away!

I heard of a guy who wanted to try that trick, but the ear was too small.
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« Reply #62 on: February 18, 2011, 01:33:28 AM »

My friend's stepdad told her that before "doin' it" with a guy, she should put earwax on his ding-dong, and if it burned or fizzled, then she shouldn't "do it" with him.

I don't know if that's true, but it sounds like a great way to scare guys away!

That actually started in the Military. The Army used to tell guys to do that only up in a girls (usually referring to a prostitute) naughty parts. If she squirmed around like it burned, she had open sores up in there. Apparently it, probably from the salt it it, would burn. They used to say to use lemon juice or salt for the same effect. Not exactly a scientific approach.
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« Reply #63 on: February 18, 2011, 01:37:25 AM »

. It is very comon for children to resemble their parent's siblings Siblings that have the same parents share many of the same genes, making it possible for kids to resemble their aunts and uncles.

Or. .. maybe more people are 'misbehaving' than we thought :)
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« Reply #64 on: February 18, 2011, 03:37:18 AM »

. It is very comon for children to resemble their parent's siblings Siblings that have the same parents share many of the same genes, making it possible for kids to resemble their aunts and uncles.

Or. .. maybe more people are 'misbehaving' than we thought :)

No, they didn't get those genes from their aunts or uncles, but both the child and its aunt/uncle share the same gene with a grandmother or older relative.
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« Reply #65 on: February 18, 2011, 03:41:34 AM »

My friend's stepdad told her that before "doin' it" with a guy, she should put earwax on his ding-dong, and if it burned or fizzled, then she shouldn't "do it" with him.

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« Reply #66 on: February 18, 2011, 06:26:53 AM »

My friend's stepdad told her that before "doin' it" with a guy, she should put earwax on his ding-dong, and if it burned or fizzled, then she shouldn't "do it" with him.

I don't know if that's true, but it sounds like a great way to scare guys away!

So, what, was that supposed to test if he was Satan or something? Mind you, if a guy's body temperature is high enough to burn wax, sleeping with him might not be a great idea (unless you like internal 2nd degree burns.)

Too bad nobody let Rosemary in on this,eh?
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« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2011, 09:18:27 AM »

My friend's stepdad told her that before "doin' it" with a guy, she should put earwax on his ding-dong, and if it burned or fizzled, then she shouldn't "do it" with him.

I don't know if that's true, but it sounds like a great way to scare guys away!

I heard of a guy who wanted to try that trick, but the ear was too small.

Somebody should have started spreading around that a thorough coating of warm saliva was required.
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