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Killer Bees
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« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2011, 05:24:33 AM »

BOOBS!! And the men who truly love them.   Cheers

I'm a buxom gal and every time a man looks at my boobs I praise the heavens for making me a girl.  To be admired by a man when he (a) doesn't realise he's admiring you and (b) doesn't realise you've noticed he's admiring you, is truly the bestest feeling in the whole wide world.

Thanks boob guys of the world you are awesome   Thumbup  Thumbup  Thumbup
No problem...do you have a picture we all can "admire" by the way?   BounceGiggle Wink

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Well, sure, Darksider, I could show you any number of photos of my luscious buxomness but I don't think my partner would approve   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2011, 06:34:18 AM »

In praise of: Artistic Failure.

If you're posting on this message board, you know how fun artistic failure can be.

I love it when people who have the heart to express themselves creatively don't have the ability to make it any good. It takes a lot to put yourself out there for the world to see, and I get special enjoyment out of seeing their failure played out.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to be mean-spirited. I admire anybody who actually attempts to create art (music, movies, anything). But there's a lot of stuff out there that just fails. Fails catastrophically.

We live in an age of mediocrity. Mediocre talents aiming for nothing more than a mediocre romantic comedy. Thank God there are those people out there who shoot for the stars. The bungling missteps of theirs are fascinating and hilarious. That special sort of fumbling is what I seek out in bad movies more than anything else.

Sometimes when people reach for the stars, all that happens is they burn their hands. Sometimes, that's good.
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« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2011, 06:36:09 AM »

I praise those guys at McLaren for making the fastest Naturally Aspirated production car!

If that's the McLaren F1 you're talking about, it was designed by a South African, Gordon Murray.  Thumbup
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« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2011, 07:59:09 AM »

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Well, sure, Darksider, I could show you any number of photos of my luscious buxomness but I don't think my partner would approve   

Well...you know it doesn't have to be a bikini shot...I mean you could um, you know just um...nevermind.   Bluesad
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« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2011, 07:42:15 PM »

I praise those guys at McLaren for making the fastest Naturally Aspirated production car!

If that's the McLaren F1 you're talking about, it was designed by a South African, Gordon Murray.  Thumbup
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« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2011, 08:49:19 AM »

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Well, sure, Darksider, I could show you any number of photos of my luscious buxomness but I don't think my partner would approve   

Well...you know it doesn't have to be a bikini shot...I mean you could um, you know just um...nevermind.   Bluesad

You are so cute when you get embarrassed.   TeddyR
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« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2011, 08:39:10 PM »

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Well, sure, Darksider, I could show you any number of photos of my luscious buxomness but I don't think my partner would approve   

Well...you know it doesn't have to be a bikini shot...I mean you could um, you know just um...nevermind.   Bluesad

You are so cute when you get embarrassed.   TeddyR
I wasn't embarrassed, I was overcome with sadness...yeah thats it. 
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« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2011, 02:59:58 PM »

I'd like to praise Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo for writing the Cheers theme.  It's truly awesome, particularly the full length version.
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« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2011, 08:29:15 PM »

The women on this board.  You're all what I call "wifey materia"l and I hope your men realize that.   Cheers
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« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2011, 10:39:00 PM »

In praise of:
Lasagna with extra cheese. Thumbup
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« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2011, 11:39:35 PM »

The women on this board.  You're all what I call "wifey materia"l and I hope your men realize that.   Cheers

Thanks Darksider, I appreciate that.  Cause, you know, I'm assuming you mean it in a good way   BounceGiggle
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Heal what has been hurt
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« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2011, 09:09:52 AM »

The women on this board.  You're all what I call "wifey materia"l and I hope your men realize that.   Cheers

He does have a way with words.  TongueOut  I do accept it as a compliment: Thank you.
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« Reply #57 on: February 17, 2011, 10:08:55 AM »

...Step parents (the ones who care, anyway).

Step parents get a bad rap, and they have such a thankless role.

My step-father, who passed away two years ago, was a great man. Not a good man, a great man. It wasn't until he passed away that I realized just how much of a glue he was in our family and the extent to which he was adored. He was truly a selfless man who was a far greater parent than my biological father ever was.

We fished, we talked about life, we disagreed, he coached my little league team, he even gave me "the talk." And he did all of this first because he loved my mother, but very soon because he loved us. And he did all of this knowing that, as a step, he really had no rights if things didn't work out.

All of his step-grandchildren have happily called him "grandpa," and one of them adored him beyond words.

When my wife and I announced to them we were getting married, he cried and hugged both of us so hard. I am so happy that he lived long enough to attend our wedding and hold my first son. He sang to him.

I'm getting a little choked up as I write this. If you've ever had a step, and if that person meant anything to you, give them a big hug and let them know that. If you're a step, no matter how much you may think your actions or behavior don't have as big of an impact because you're not blood. Think again. You will affect those little ones more than you know.   
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« Reply #58 on: February 17, 2011, 11:37:18 AM »

Internet porn, I love the fact I don't have to go to movie stores and newsstands to get spank material. 
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« Reply #59 on: February 17, 2011, 07:31:37 PM »

Wow, were there ever two posts in one thread more . . . um, shall I say, divergent in content???? Buggedout
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