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« on: August 20, 2016, 07:03:21 PM »

I don't know what it is, but it seems like every damn thing I own to wear somehow gets stains, rips or tears in it.  Makes it hell when I try to find a decent outfit to wear during job interviews.  Now, I suppose some of them are my fault, I tend to be in a hurry, so I eat on the run so to speak (drive thrus and stuff) but other things... like drops of bleach.  How the heck am I getting drops of bleach on my clothes?  Had a round spot on the left leg of one of my good pants that I have NO idea how it got there.

And unlike most people, I can't just go to the local store and buy new clothes cause it's hard to find stuff in my size.  (Not to mention my skin is weirdly itchy to certain fabrics and anything with a pattern.)

So, in my humble defense to all who watch me, sometimes I really DO try to look presentable.  So, put that on the record.
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2016, 07:18:23 PM »

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle Thumbup
Oh my god!
All my clothes came from the Salvation Army-and its nothing anybody would wear!
I look like a bum! I have real long hair an a beard now-I know the feeling brother!  Thumbup

I try to mix and match-I wear my Charlie Manson shirt with my green pants-or my hawain shirt with the brown cordorays? Im wearing those now!
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2016, 06:38:49 PM »

It's all good as long as you don't smell bad or have boogers on the front of your shirt.  Decent people put their boogers on the rear inside of their shirt while they pretend to tug the shirt over their butt.
Ed, Ego and Superego
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2016, 06:35:12 PM »

I have a chaos field so I can empathize. Whenever its important, I look good its clear liquids only.
 I should just wear camo.   

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