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« Reply #195 on: October 15, 2013, 09:37:03 AM »

"Shalom, welcome to Walmart."
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« Reply #196 on: October 15, 2013, 01:49:26 PM »

Surreptitious lobsters spanked me with a waffle iron, then disappeared into the cheesy darkness forever.
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« Reply #197 on: October 16, 2013, 10:04:47 AM »

The leaves are a metaphor for existence itself: some fall from the branches early and young, others in middle-age, most late in the year, a few hang on long past when others around them are gone, but in the end all depart to make way for new generations.
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« Reply #198 on: October 20, 2013, 12:04:54 PM »

It's fun to spackle your house with poop.
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« Reply #199 on: October 20, 2013, 12:05:44 PM »

My erection has not subsided in 14 years.
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« Reply #200 on: October 20, 2013, 01:36:58 PM »

They get PS4 a day early in Heaven; they get XBOX One a month early in Hell.
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« Reply #201 on: October 21, 2013, 03:21:57 PM »

We thought Emily Dickinson having a bad hair day was haunting the fourth floor restroom cleaning the mirrors with semicircular motions her toothbrush, but turns out it was just a lesbian from the sociology department sporting a fluctuating case of multiple personality disorder brought on by bad tuna pot pie.
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« Reply #202 on: October 21, 2013, 05:45:17 PM »

I wanted to ask my flowerpot-wearing pet orangutan Fartface if he needed a ride to the Edsel fan club convention, but he just inflated his butt cheeks, sneered at me and spasmodically wobbled down the corridor and out of my life forever.
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« Reply #203 on: October 21, 2013, 10:14:52 PM »

My hovercraft may never be filled with eels, but it sports a mean goatee!
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« Reply #204 on: October 22, 2013, 08:03:06 AM »

The zombie eels are raping trees full of dead nuclear waste from Neptune.
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« Reply #205 on: October 22, 2013, 08:50:51 AM »

If you ever have coitus with Mother Nature, be sure to call her the next day or she might send a tornado to your house.
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« Reply #206 on: October 22, 2013, 02:02:03 PM »

Dig that crazy hemophiliac composaurus; he likes dancing the Charleston during heart surgeries while setting Cheetos on fire and starting political debates at random with nuns and clergymen!
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« Reply #207 on: October 22, 2013, 04:08:18 PM »

If misery had a flavor it would mirror the soda-bread-made-from-ashes taste which defeat had sired on the tongue of the shackled runaway with hair draping over her teenaged eyes in the cold back seat of a county police car that smelled of anguish-sweat and white box cigarettes smoked on the sly.
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« Reply #208 on: October 22, 2013, 05:47:01 PM »

Don't take this personally, but I've seen your lymph nodes do an impersonation of a headless Bob Costas doing play-by-play for a Diptheria Blazers vs. Tracheotomy Pistons game, and I was not impressed.
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« Reply #209 on: October 23, 2013, 09:05:03 AM »

Downwind from Auschwitz rabbits played amid the tall, swaying grass, having learned to ignore the acrid smoke that punctured nights sternly broken by high-powered spotlights that kept the space between the pressboard cabins awash with the unending presence of an artificial high noon.
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