retrorussell
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« on: February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM » |
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Hey all!
I got this from another website (and maybe George Carlin). Make a sentence that you don't feel anyone has uttered before. The weirder the better!
Example:
Polyurethane midgets juggling spatulas decided to chew prosthetic ninja arms and whistle the theme to "What's Happening!" while farting dark smoke clouds.
Have at thee!
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El Misfit
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 07:04:52 PM » |
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Son of a Radioactive Zombie tiger b***h!
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100Nights
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 07:43:59 PM » |
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A living tofu fondue fights for the right to brunch against the nefarious forces of Jenkins' pet squirrel.
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100 Nights: We suffer so you don't have to.
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 08:52:05 PM » |
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Brettlenorius hasterbatted on the limfanophone over ziggly-seven times last night!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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Rev. Powell
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 09:12:44 PM » |
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Rev. Powell, I'd sure love to see you naked!
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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Rev. Powell
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2011, 09:14:34 PM » |
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Brettlenorius hasterbatted on the limfanophone over ziggly-seven times last night!
Good try Indy, but I'm fairly sure Bill Cosby used that exact line in a Jello Pudding Pops commercial in 1987. |
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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retrorussell
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GARBAGE DAY!
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2011, 10:38:13 PM » |
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Cell phone-using platypuses stomped on radishes on their way to an eco-friendly Gwar concert.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2011, 11:00:53 PM » |
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Ballistica Narphistica!
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retrorussell
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2011, 12:22:55 AM » |
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Salmon agents identified cross-dressing elephants hobbling in a grocery store.
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My cat can eat a whole watermelon!
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2011, 02:15:33 AM » |
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Look, I like what you did with the pink frill and the trunk modifications, but if we don't sex up those giant ears nobody is going to put down cash money for Dumbo II: Pachydermerotica!
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Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.
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JayJayM12
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2011, 10:57:43 AM » |
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Up next, we speak to Oscar winners Tommy Wiseau and Keanu Reeves.
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Honey Boo Boo and Snooki have more money and are far more successful than you are. How does that make you feel?
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retrorussell
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2011, 07:00:58 PM » |
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Up next, we speak to Oscar winners Tommy Wiseau and Keanu Reeves.
Not sure who Tommy Wiseau is but I really, really don't like Keanu Reeves. Karma for that. |
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retrorussell
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2011, 07:02:48 PM » |
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Mr. and Mrs. Helicopter floated on a cloud of butterscotch pudding, then paraglided down to the planet Zeno to pick some radioactive daisies.
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HappyGilmore
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I know Quack-Fu.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2011, 12:43:38 AM » |
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Today, the Queen of England hired an army of Ninja Kittens to defend her agains the mystical army of Midgets upset about her ban on chocolate bars in the U.K. You're welcome.
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Captain Planet is the most useless superhero ever. His weakness: pollution. Hopefully nobody litters or drives by as he's attempting to fight crime.
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My kinda toy...
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2011, 10:38:20 AM » |
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Coming up next season at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Sacha Baron Cohen is Hamlet!
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Set out runnin', but I take my time.
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
If I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep. Tonight.
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