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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2011, 04:33:25 PM »

Up next, we speak to Oscar winners Tommy Wiseau and Keanu Reeves.
Not sure who Tommy Wiseau is but I really, really don't like Keanu Reeves.  Karma for that.

Thanks retrorussell!  Tommy Wiseau is the writer/director/star/producer/composer/caterer/key grip/stuntman responsible for the movie "The Room".  I agree on the Keanu dislike!
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2011, 06:46:51 PM »


Thanks retrorussell!  Tommy Wiseau is the writer/director/star/producer/composer/caterer/key grip/stuntman responsible for the movie "The Room".  I agree on the Keanu dislike!
Ah.. never seen The Room, that's probably why I never heard of Mr. Wiseau.

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Apple-scented children cavorted about in a swamp of Dionysus's snot as candied yams danced to REM's "Shiny Happy People".
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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2011, 06:52:44 PM »

Saudi Arabian government announces complete religious freedom for all citizens.
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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2011, 06:59:48 PM »

All Western countries agree to stop trade with China until its people are allowed equal rights and democractic reforms.
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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2011, 10:30:49 PM »

Chinese goats berated lost Scandinavians wandering about through tarry fields, seeking Cheetos puffs and hefting giant crazy straws.
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« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2011, 01:48:11 AM »

Lady Gaga retires from singing and becomes a mute nun.
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« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2011, 02:09:45 PM »

You're under arrest for molesting the President on National TV. 
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« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2011, 10:17:31 AM »

Welcome to Canada, please deposit your monkey in the box on the left and wait for further instructions from the battle droids in front of you.
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« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2011, 01:29:04 PM »

Welcome to the U.S.A. where we know more about every other country than our own.
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« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2011, 03:18:18 PM »

If you like, I can paint my genitalia blue and throw dysentery-infected dogs at the wall while singing "We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off".
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« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2011, 05:49:56 PM »

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen died today of NATURAL causes...
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« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2011, 10:14:51 AM »

     Whilst a novice to Octopus Darts, the sheer excitement made me want to disrobe to Caltic Woman.
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« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2011, 09:21:05 PM »

Swaying moon maidens sang their wallowing siren song to lure unwary astronauts astray.
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« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2011, 10:09:34 PM »

Mmmmm . . . . Trevor's underpants smell like lollipops!!!
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« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2011, 02:09:51 PM »

Jesus bit into a mouse sandwich and it exploded.
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