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Flick James
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« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2011, 03:32:37 PM »

Many Venutians Emerged Magnificently, Jumping Smartly and Usurping New Planets.

I had an exercise in my Astonomy class in college where we were supposed to compose a sentence to help us remember the order of the planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto (this was back when Pluto was still considered a planet of the solar system). The sentence above is what I came up with, and I feel fairly confident it had never been said before then.
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« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2011, 08:56:17 PM »

"I just love that 'Friday' song and can't wait to purchase Rebecca Black's debut cd!"
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« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2011, 09:21:10 PM »

Darling dainty Daisy does her demonic devil dance down under Delaware.
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« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2011, 12:24:07 AM »

Bill Cosby ripped off his pants, loudly farted to the tune of "Bolero" and flicked boogers at passing military jeeps while expounding on the benefits of Jello Pudding and New Coke.
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« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 12:59:50 PM »

     My masculine hygene club has disbanded due to cats.
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« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 02:20:47 PM »

My pet gerbil Alfred had a slumber party with squid and sea cucumbers whilst eating pickles and singing "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone".
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« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 07:00:21 PM »

He ordered spaghetti with a sideorder of gravy and meatballs covered in melted mozzarella cheddar cheese and bacon grease.
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« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2011, 09:22:59 PM »

Yesterday in Zimbabwe, thousands of melanoma-infected radishes revolted against the tyrant B.J. Smegma.
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« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2011, 12:47:41 PM »

     ....In other news, Texas Govenor Rick Perry has come to the aid of his party with a signed confession.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2011, 05:21:37 PM »

My girlfriend just queefed out a jar of Gerber's Macaroni and Cheese, some hasty pudding and a fully loaded Smith and Wesson.
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« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2011, 06:00:15 PM »

EEEEEEWWWW!!!!

A group of liberal intellectuals today pronounced the Iraq War to be just, necessary, and beneficial.
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« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2011, 07:59:11 PM »

Abe Lincoln finished that play on that night.
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« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2011, 10:04:16 PM »

Generations will marvel at the fantastic acting performances of Keanu Reeves, Adam Sandler and Pauly Shore.
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« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2011, 12:17:29 PM »

     In an unsuprising seven to two decision, the Supreme Court ruled that child pornography is protected speech, as long as a school nurse and a tutor are present during production.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2011, 05:44:48 PM »

That chicken sandwich I just ate leapt from my esophagus, slapped me in the face and sang "Do You Know The Way To San Jose" in a very British accent.
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