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indianasmith
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« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2011, 07:05:24 PM »

Gorbachev sings tractors!!  Turnip!! Buttocks!!!!


What???  What do you mean, "it's been done???"
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
WingedSerpent
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I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!


« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2011, 09:24:59 PM »

"I love you, WingedSerpent"


sniff..excuse me, I've got something in my eye...sniff...
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2011, 11:13:48 PM »

Toyota dealerships reached an agreement that mosquitos asking to buy a new car must first show legal identification, pay $3,000 in Neptunian money and vomit cat turds.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2011, 07:23:11 AM »

There are none who understand the true power of the mystic kettle located two blocks down the street from Mordor.
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2011, 07:44:27 PM »

If a penguin offered you a sloppy kiss in exchange for a subscription to Home and Gardens magazine, would you tell him to go jump in a lake of saltwater diarrhea?
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2011, 01:55:36 PM »

Neptunians came in little spaceships to invade us and steal all our cheese slices.
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"



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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #51 on: October 12, 2011, 06:51:33 PM »

The demons were defeated by deafening siren screams and divine dancing chickens.
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2011, 05:40:03 PM »

My eyeball is filled with salt; in order to cure this malady, I must make out with a mermaid humanoid, imbibe lots and lots of grape Kool-Aid and sodomize myself with a church steeple.
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alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #53 on: October 22, 2011, 12:43:39 PM »

     In order to serve my sentence, I must butt-surf to the town square, strip naked, and nibble the dead skin from my heels.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2011, 08:18:51 PM »

Diseased barflys were seen last Tuesday gorging on grizzled butt cheeks from octogenarians, expounding on the positive attributes of Neapolitan ice cream and gargling battery acid.
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #55 on: October 25, 2011, 05:15:01 PM »

The Adventures of Sinbad is a deeply profound show filled with fascinating and realistically depicted mythical creatures who secretly have a crush on us all and one swears it bears the comedian Sinbad's love child.
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #56 on: October 25, 2011, 05:46:55 PM »

I recently steamrolled a badger, sold him to a pie factory and chiseled MANDARIN ORANGES FROM JUPITER ARE COMING TO INVADE EARTH!  HIDE THE CHILDREN! on his tombstone.
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A_Dubya
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I'm no hero, never was. I'm just an old killer.


« Reply #57 on: December 15, 2011, 09:38:54 PM »

A Dubya is not the man.
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Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape.

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JaseSF
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« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2011, 10:03:28 PM »

Super spicy cockroaches sure taste salty sweet on toaster strudel.
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2011, 10:13:56 PM »

Bouncing birds from the planet Uranus secretly installed polyurethane oranges into the underside of the S.S. Minnow and sang "I Wanna Be A Cowboy" in Al Jolson style.
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