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A_Dubya
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« Reply #60 on: December 15, 2011, 11:21:36 PM »

This Tuesday in Texas was exceedingly fun when we hit that bong on top of the giant pirate ship.
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Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape.

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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #61 on: December 19, 2011, 03:11:19 PM »

Chinese mud wrestlers fought valiantly against the oppression of salted popcorn.
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HBO in space!<br />
alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #62 on: December 19, 2011, 03:20:01 PM »

     Thank you for the wedgie, Dad.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2011, 10:09:05 PM »

Irish elves worked feverishly to decipher the mind-numbing language symbols left behind by Aztec aliens from the planet Ignatz.
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"



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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2011, 10:59:54 PM »

was the tiger being humped by that gorilla in the burning store underwater on Neptune?
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yeah no.
the Rev. J. Darkside
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"Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat."


« Reply #65 on: December 26, 2011, 07:27:42 AM »

Ballistica Narphistica!

I just found the name for my next D&D character.
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Bruce Campbell is a lover and a fighter. If you want to find him, follow the trail of dead men and pregnant women.
Rev. Powell
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« Reply #66 on: December 26, 2011, 10:12:47 AM »

That mole wasn't as pervy as advertised.
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #67 on: December 27, 2011, 09:55:28 PM »

Blind elephant-poodle hybrids hang glided from the Empire State Building on their way to Macy's department store, but collided in mid-air with meth-addicted kangaroos that sang the Apple Jacks commercial in B-minor while piloting square dirigibles.
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #68 on: December 29, 2011, 09:36:29 PM »

Wendell Wells walked to the edge of the waterfalls hoping to collect water to pour into Wendell's many wells which he had previously filled with cheesy Kraft Dinner and Meatballs and Gravy.
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A_Dubya
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I'm no hero, never was. I'm just an old killer.


« Reply #69 on: January 01, 2012, 04:20:31 AM »

Did that evil, tortoise-loving jackass cook a plate of boiled mutton last week?
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Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape.

PSN ID: A_Dubya13
JaseSF
Super Space Age Freaky Geek
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #70 on: January 03, 2012, 09:01:26 PM »

The wiry little grey aliens hailed me at once as their purported leader citing my abnormal gaseous abilities as a significant thing of wonder and delighting in the smells I apparently frequently produced.
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R.I.P. Geoffrey William Stirling
retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #71 on: January 04, 2012, 06:40:59 PM »

My spooky butt had an epiphany last night: giant flying turtle-shaped burrito shells may actually exist on the uncharted island in the West Indies area known as Fornicata.
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HBO in space!<br />
JaseSF
Super Space Age Freaky Geek
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #72 on: January 04, 2012, 08:30:31 PM »

The mutant sheepdog/goat wanted to eat everything in sight including the kids' Ipods, checkers, Chiclets and smelly dirty socks.
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"



R.I.P. Geoffrey William Stirling
retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #73 on: January 04, 2012, 10:17:36 PM »

If I tape my butt-cheeks together, can I enjoy the sweet, sweet sounds of hummingbirds in heat pecking at my anal zits?
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HBO in space!<br />
alandhopewell
A NorthCoaster In Texas
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2012, 02:43:27 PM »

     No matter what, you can't write off cherleaders on your tax return.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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