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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #90 on: September 12, 2012, 09:29:55 PM »

Sanctimonious bottles of Pine-Sol from the moon Phobos simultaneously retched when Gavin MacLeod pooped on a birthday cake.
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« Reply #91 on: September 12, 2012, 10:37:30 PM »

Cannibal goats from Siberia are gargling with Windex.
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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #92 on: September 12, 2012, 11:12:07 PM »

Are you surreptitiously collecting bat gonads from 1,000 year old caves?
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« Reply #93 on: September 13, 2012, 10:59:10 AM »

Hell, Shecky, that hooker's not going to plasticize herself!
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"[It has] a special Zombie Puppet Cam that lets you see all the people die at Puppet Level! It's one thing to say, 'I wonder what it would look like if a puppet with a dentist's drill in his head ran straight at your brain and just drilled his way right through.' But it's another, entirely DIFFERENT thing when you say 'What would the same thing look like if you were eight inches high so all you could see was this enormous blood-spouting brain?'"-Joe Bob on PUPPET MASTER
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #94 on: September 13, 2012, 01:30:42 PM »

     Never sell penguin engrams wholesale.
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« Reply #95 on: September 13, 2012, 02:57:18 PM »

The deer's carcass piroutted into the crowded ice cream parlor, leaving a hint of lemon fresh scent in its wake.
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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #96 on: September 13, 2012, 05:36:10 PM »

I wouldn't exorcise the ghost of Strawberry Shortcake from a poetry-spouting, borax-sniffing, cannibalistic elk with five testicles if I were you.
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« Reply #97 on: September 14, 2012, 05:40:40 PM »

Spunky, spiky, spanked spanakopites speak only when spoken to.
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« Reply #98 on: September 15, 2012, 01:47:14 PM »

Zimbabwean rats rode down the Deschutes River on a Ritz cracker, cackling gleefully and throwing fistfuls of popcorn at Dracula, who was visiting his teddy bear Alice.
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« Reply #99 on: September 15, 2012, 02:43:36 PM »

Both the Democrats and the Republicans have well thought out positions on this issue.
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"[It has] a special Zombie Puppet Cam that lets you see all the people die at Puppet Level! It's one thing to say, 'I wonder what it would look like if a puppet with a dentist's drill in his head ran straight at your brain and just drilled his way right through.' But it's another, entirely DIFFERENT thing when you say 'What would the same thing look like if you were eight inches high so all you could see was this enormous blood-spouting brain?'"-Joe Bob on PUPPET MASTER
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« Reply #100 on: September 15, 2012, 03:48:12 PM »

I can't wait to see Oogieloves!
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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #101 on: September 15, 2012, 11:34:11 PM »

Did you forget to spank the mutated gerbilfish?
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« Reply #102 on: September 17, 2012, 11:12:53 PM »

Please don't take it personal, but Carol Burnett's anus doesn't like you.
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« Reply #103 on: September 22, 2012, 01:49:21 PM »

Go slip on a puddle of octopus pee, you elephant pederast!
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« Reply #104 on: September 25, 2012, 05:44:54 PM »

Dr. Phibes has 5 eyelids parked delicately up his left nostril.
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