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« Reply #105 on: September 26, 2012, 05:48:46 PM »

Yesterday my sister took a bowling ball and threw it into a crow's nest, causing it to pray to the Pokemon God of Vengeance in retribution.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #106 on: October 02, 2012, 11:14:15 PM »

Rotorooter t'ain't got no taste t'all, not none. 
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #107 on: October 17, 2012, 02:33:18 PM »

     Go ye, to the house of the widow, and comb her merkin.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #108 on: October 17, 2012, 05:35:31 PM »

I haven't had this much fun since Grandpa glued his elbows to Grandma's fine china and waddled like a duck.
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« Reply #109 on: February 22, 2013, 02:01:07 AM »

Rotorooter needs to stop soliciting and calm down.
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retrorussell
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« Reply #110 on: February 22, 2013, 04:45:09 AM »

The mermaid helped herself to a sample of my toejam.
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Doggett
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...


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« Reply #111 on: May 05, 2013, 03:57:25 AM »

Why on Earth would I want to skip this lovely ad on You Tube?
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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
retrorussell
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« Reply #112 on: May 06, 2013, 01:49:40 PM »

Was that you that put those lovely caltrops in my butthole?
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« Reply #113 on: July 21, 2013, 03:23:00 PM »

Big fat girls are a recognized subgenre of erotic dwarf crushing literature.

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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
retrorussell
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« Reply #114 on: July 21, 2013, 04:41:29 PM »

Dirty stinkin' Antarctic prostitutes bowled a perfect game in Northern Ireland while snorting powdered chalk off a mermaid's teats.
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« Reply #115 on: July 21, 2013, 06:45:02 PM »

The Democratic Party unanimously agreed that America's wealthy are over-taxed!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
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« Reply #116 on: July 22, 2013, 09:35:16 AM »

"...and the Oscar goes to Heidi Montag!"
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #117 on: July 22, 2013, 11:25:51 PM »

Eating too many Rice Krispie Squares over the course of a year can cause cancer in your left earlobe.
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« Reply #118 on: July 23, 2013, 09:29:46 AM »

Why, yes, I sure can believe it's already July! This year seems to be passing by at exactly the speed I thought it would!
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« Reply #119 on: July 23, 2013, 12:36:03 PM »

"Did that parrot just crap on your face while you were on the pogo stick!!!??"
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