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Chainsawmidget
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« Reply #150 on: August 20, 2013, 03:23:20 PM »

The WWE Championship belt was won by a stray duck that somehow wandered into the arena. 
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retrorussell
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« Reply #151 on: August 20, 2013, 05:50:04 PM »

It's cool to crystallize pee and snort it.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #152 on: August 21, 2013, 06:47:32 PM »

"Why, no, Ellie, I never dated her in the '90s."
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retrorussell
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« Reply #153 on: August 21, 2013, 07:06:50 PM »

Grabbing your junk is a sure sign of high intelligence.
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« Reply #154 on: August 22, 2013, 07:04:10 PM »

When I was but a wee lad I performed a backward flip off a 50 story mountain firing my 9mm into the jungle resulting in the death of exactly 23 Vietcong.
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retrorussell
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« Reply #155 on: August 22, 2013, 07:46:34 PM »

There's poop in them thar volcanoes!
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Chainsawmidget
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« Reply #156 on: August 25, 2013, 12:07:13 AM »

Call now and we'll molest your water buffalo for half price! 
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retrorussell
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« Reply #157 on: August 25, 2013, 01:19:10 AM »

I just got a few cool new scratch-and-sniff stickers: "antelope butt", "rancid open sore" and "pyrotechnic loogie".
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Umaril Has Returned
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« Reply #158 on: August 26, 2013, 03:29:28 PM »

Call now and we'll molest your water buffalo for half price! 

lmao!!!!  That sounds like something from that website engrish.com   BounceGiggle
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #159 on: September 25, 2013, 11:22:20 PM »

To her horror the new mother saw her infant son had the milkman's unmistakable eyes, though how he came into the world clutching them warm and bleeding in his tiny fists, no one was ever to know, but across town at the moment of the child's birth the hapless milkman was suddenly heard to scream, "I'm blind! I'm blind!" a fact to which the open hollows in his face testified only too acutely.
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retrorussell
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« Reply #160 on: September 26, 2013, 02:14:09 PM »

Char-broiled pygmy children are the tastiest morsels!
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« Reply #161 on: September 26, 2013, 03:39:40 PM »

She would always wonder if keeping that extra bit of him was the right thing to do.
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« Reply #162 on: September 26, 2013, 10:26:53 PM »

Twas but the silence 'o Nilbog that broke the hustling leaves upon the dark side of the moon.
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retrorussell
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« Reply #163 on: September 26, 2013, 10:36:52 PM »

Rotund chipmunks make the heart grow fonder.
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« Reply #164 on: September 26, 2013, 11:37:02 PM »

Man, I would give anything if an ogre would eat my spleen.
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