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indianasmith
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« Reply #210 on: October 23, 2013, 05:35:50 PM »

The ghost of H.P. Lovecraft is playing solitaire in my cat box.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #211 on: October 23, 2013, 05:41:06 PM »

I ejaculate cold lava
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yeah no.
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« Reply #212 on: October 23, 2013, 11:19:44 PM »

"Yes, Ms. Rowling," said the devil in 1997, "people the world over will be irresistibly drawn to your tales of a boy wizard; now please sign on the dotted line."
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #213 on: October 24, 2013, 01:52:17 AM »

How did that sordid lizard covered in guacamole not see the inflatable eel come swooping in from the 48th dimension to grab a hefty snack in its talons made of Twix?
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« Reply #214 on: October 24, 2013, 09:17:24 AM »

There are eels in my hovercraft!

Wait what was that? THE HELL DO YOU MEAN MONTY PYTHON DID IT FIRST?!
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retrorussell
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« Reply #215 on: October 24, 2013, 01:31:21 PM »

Don't knock it till you've tried it; scooping clam chowder into your anus and inhaling liquified bear hearts into your nostrils while rolling in skunk manure can be very beneficial to your health.
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« Reply #216 on: October 25, 2013, 08:46:16 PM »

Wow, the finale of Lost made everything clear!
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« Reply #217 on: October 28, 2013, 05:51:20 PM »

Soupy Sales wanted to take my virginity, but I slashed his scrotum with a jagged turnip and told him to go insult an angry rhinocerous in Kenya.
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« Reply #218 on: October 29, 2013, 09:43:39 AM »

Four forceful flamingoes fondly fondled fizzing Faygos feeling favored finding five fantastic flavors, first for Father Ferd, finally for fabulous Frida Ferguson, furnace fuel finder for Fargo’s facility fifteen.
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« Reply #219 on: October 29, 2013, 05:44:45 PM »

Hey; did I SAY you could smash my duodenum with a ferret corpse and scatter the itty bitty remains into the Antarctic Ocean with a t-shirt launcher?!
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indianasmith
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« Reply #220 on: October 29, 2013, 11:26:08 PM »

This conversation actually happened between me and one of my students today:

"Mr. Smith, there is a chicken head on the floor."
"Just put it back on the Ninja."
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #221 on: October 30, 2013, 01:36:49 PM »

In the back seat heading home from the spoiling wonderland of Grandma B's house, three-headed Dai-keag-ity was crying so loudly that for just an instant the mother mourned for the days of her virginity.
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« Reply #222 on: October 31, 2013, 03:02:55 PM »

Godzilla asked his rabbi if the Tokyo skyline was kosher.
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« Reply #223 on: November 04, 2013, 12:16:42 AM »

When the guard with the twisted sense of humor promised that for a price he would smuggle the inmate's wife into the prison, the husband didn't figure on her arriving stuffed inside three separate laundry bags.
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« Reply #224 on: November 04, 2013, 03:10:12 PM »

My surgically altered areola aches for Slim Whitman's gooey touch.
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