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« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2011, 07:59:45 PM »

Good points, if I was to add two things to my list:
1. A towel, the most useful item in the universe
2. About a dozen drunken, slutty, teenagers (even mix of boys with hats on sideways and girls who are "frenemies", all played by people in their 30's) to use as fodder.

I'm conflicted on #2 to be honest though, for a slasher this would be perfect as that is your average body count and any slasher would find such people so stabbable that I would not be even noticed. Of course in a possesion/zombie type movie this might come back to bite me (literally).
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« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2011, 02:53:47 PM »

a sonic screwdriver and a lightsaber
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2011, 06:00:03 PM »

Canned food.
Water.
Several guns (most easy to carry and hide) but at least one big ass one, most likely a sawed off shot gun.
A knive for battle but also to hunt and kill with if need be.
Some type of ride or transport, preferably something fast and easy to move around in most environment, most likely some type of dune buggy.
A buddy willing to take a bullet for you.
A dog to alert you of impending danger.
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2011, 03:48:06 AM »

Sawed Off Shotgun
Machete
Survival Knife
Army rations (lighter and more nutrious than canned food)
Instant coffee
A few of those bracelets that are actually hundreds of feet of rope
Sulfuric acid
Dynamite
A pen and journal
Matches (books and sticks)
Poisonous darts
An edible plant excyclopedia
A gameboy with extra batteries (can double for bludgeoning if kept in a sock)
Pictures of loved ones
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