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« on: February 17, 2011, 02:38:38 AM »
A special moment in any young car's life is when it takes out its first raccoon, which I did earlier this evening about a mile from home.
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 03:52:33 AM »
Dunno, looks like you hit a cat  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 06:52:21 AM »
Be happy it wasn't a deer! That can cause some damage...!
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 11:05:53 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 17, 2011, 06:52:21 AM
Be happy it wasn't a deer! That can cause some damage...!

Oh yes, I've taken out deer in previous vehicles so I know about the damage that can be done.
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 01:17:46 PM »
I've probably run over about 6 squirrels.  We've got these suicidal ones around here.  Or maybe they just have terrible depth perception.
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 01:52:49 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on February 17, 2011, 11:05:53 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 17, 2011, 06:52:21 AM
Be happy it wasn't a deer! That can cause some damage...!


Oh yes, I've taken out deer in previous vehicles so I know about the damage that can be done.

at least it wasn't this:
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 08:45:16 PM »
I bought a new car about a few months ago.  I have yet to christen it with a roadkill sadly.   Bluesad
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 10:23:36 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on February 17, 2011, 11:05:53 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 17, 2011, 06:52:21 AM
Oh yes, I've taken out deer in previous vehicles so I know about the damage that can be done.
Yeah, but their heads make cooler hood ornaments.
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 10:44:50 PM »
Aw!  Bluesad
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 11:49:59 PM »


This is what a moose will do. . .
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 01:55:37 AM »
Quote from: ghouck on February 17, 2011, 11:49:59 PM


This is what a moose will do. . .


Ouch..... Buggedout Buggedout

I remember you posting that a while back and someone wrote "You can buff that out."  Question
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2011, 05:06:47 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on February 18, 2011, 01:55:37 AM
Quote from: ghouck on February 17, 2011, 11:49:59 PM


This is what a moose will do. . .


Ouch..... Buggedout Buggedout

I remember you posting that a while back and someone wrote "You can buff that out."  Question


True, and IIRC, somehow I turned to subject to my willy. weird, huh?
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2011, 04:04:06 PM »
So...are you going to eat that, or...maybe....could you...
Could you mail that to me please?
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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2011, 06:15:42 PM »
Wow. Hitting a deer is bad enough. But hitting a moose is pretty incredible apparently.
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