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« on: February 21, 2011, 07:44:48 PM »

This thing would even fill up The Cloak's appetite for crabby goodness:

http://newslite.tv/2011/02/16/crab-kong-hes-the-biggest-and.html
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 05:06:11 AM »

I think the interesting story here is how little we know about crabs.

I'm pretty sure we are not the only species that finds crab incredibly delicious. Once they get big enough in the wild, I'm pretty sure there days are numbered.

Just how big can a crab get if it's allowed to live out its life? As long as there is garlic butter, we may never know.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 06:22:56 AM »

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I'm pretty sure we are not the only species that finds crab incredibly delicious. Once they get big enough in the wild, I'm pretty sure there days are numbered.


These guys love eatin' crabs so much they included the fact in their common name. There are millions of these little fellers so there will be plenty of crab eatin' for years to come.

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Just how big can a crab get if it's allowed to live out its life?


Just be glad you may never find out. If crabs get too big they'll eat your head and start talking in your voice.
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 06:32:19 AM »

Just how big can a crab get if it's allowed to live out its life? As long as there is garlic butter, we may never know.

I've had crabs but I've never eaten them......  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 02:52:27 PM »

Holy mackerel!  Oh, all the butter you'd need...
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 08:56:55 PM »

I've actually caught a few spider crabs on my fishing line.  Nothing that big though.
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 10:08:48 PM »

Now THERE'S a crab i can respect!
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2011, 09:02:03 PM »

Just how big can a crab get if it's allowed to live out its life? As long as there is garlic butter, we may never know.

I've had crabs but I've never eaten them......  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Wink

Yea, but you had them in your EYEBROWS. . . TeddyR
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