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« on: February 22, 2011, 10:43:30 AM »
So, I go into work the other day and I find this freaking SMALL car in the parking lot.  I mean, it was freaking TINY!  It was so small, I expected it to have the word "Tonka' written on the side.  I found it to be so funny/bizarre, I had to take a pic of it!



Now this, doesn't really give you too much perspective on the scale, so I had my co-worker take a pic of myself standing next to that car.



No, this is NOT some forced perspective trick where I'm standing closer to the camera to make myself look taller, that's REALLY how small the car is! Admittedly, yes, I am a tall guy (about six-six) but, come on! Anyway, nothing against anyone who drives a car like this, but, like I said before, I just thought it was so funny that I HAD to take a pic or two of it.
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 11:52:34 AM »
I was a courrier and used to drive a chevy metro. Parking was great but it was a little disconcerting being so small, no as small as that thing, to the other cars. It stunk on the highway but I mostly used it around the city. the "metro" of it's name.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 12:08:43 PM »
Yeah, that's a Miata.
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 10:23:20 PM »
If I saw that car at a stop light, I'd poke my head out of my PRUIS and shout...

"That's the gayest car I've ever seen!!"

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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 10:25:24 PM »
Did a family of clowns get out of that thing?
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 11:02:13 PM »
DARKSIDER- I'M BUYING THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 11:07:02 PM »
My Pimpmobile would make that car it's b***h.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2011, 04:11:37 AM »
Even though I'm only 5' 7", I couldn't drive that car.  My boobs would never fit inside it  Buggedout
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2011, 05:16:53 AM »
Quote from: Killer Bees on February 23, 2011, 04:11:37 AM
Even though I'm only 5' 7", I couldn't drive that car.  My boobs would never fit inside it  Buggedout

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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2011, 06:22:28 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on February 23, 2011, 05:16:53 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on February 23, 2011, 04:11:37 AM
Even though I'm only 5' 7", I couldn't drive that car.  My boobs would never fit inside it  Buggedout

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I guess the question you have to ask yourself is:  is that car REALLY small or are KB's books REALLY big.

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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2011, 08:26:05 AM »
Quote from: Killer Bees on February 23, 2011, 04:11:37 AM
Even though I'm only 5' 7", I couldn't drive that car.  My boobs would never fit inside it  Buggedout
Once again, no photo to verify.   Bluesad
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2011, 08:28:21 AM »
Side note, I actually saw something smaller than this in a parking lot the other day.  Its almost like a half car, I'm not sure what the make was.
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2011, 08:30:01 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on February 23, 2011, 08:26:05 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on February 23, 2011, 04:11:37 AM
Even though I'm only 5' 7", I couldn't drive that car.  My boobs would never fit inside it  Buggedout
Once again, no photo to verify.   Bluesad

Agreed.

Due to...erm...new...internet law thingies...all statments must be backed up with photographic evidence.
Just don't hand those pics to Jack because we'll never see them if you do.

That man is a boob vacuum.  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2011, 08:49:37 AM »
Quote from: Doggett on February 23, 2011, 08:30:01 AM
That man is a boob vacuum.  Wink

Well doesn't that bring up some interesting images.   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2011, 08:52:10 AM »
Quote from: Newt on February 23, 2011, 08:49:37 AM
Quote from: Doggett on February 23, 2011, 08:30:01 AM
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