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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« on: February 28, 2011, 05:52:46 PM »

    Patty Cake, Patty Cake,
    Baker's Man;
    That I will Master,
    As fast as I can;
    Prick it and prick it,
    And mark it with a T,
    And there will be enough for Jacky and me.

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2011, 07:04:17 PM »


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2011, 07:24:12 PM »

The latest attempt at setting the world record for "largest gum bubble ever blown by a human being" goes horribly awry.
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2011, 03:18:39 AM »

Gesundheit.  Now go get something to wipe your frigging snot off me!

Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
Regulary relieves himself on hospitality...
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2011, 10:01:15 AM »

See?  I told you that on this new diet, the pounds would just melt away...

Check out my movie reviews and articles at:<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2011, 10:07:12 AM »


Unfortunately for him, someone mentioned to Rosie O'Donnell that her new intern's last name was Hamm. 

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2011, 11:26:02 AM »

Tommy the Tumor didn't go over well with the kids.

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