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« on: February 23, 2011, 12:08:06 PM »


I just watched this Hong Kong movie,
starring Maggie Q [some of you may know her, she's now stars as Nikita in the TV Shows]

I don't expect it's a Bad Movie [or a good bad movie]
I just pick it up in used store for damn cheap
and I have no idea why I bought this after I..... bought this
so I leave it alone til tonight,
a boring night and I got nothing to watch
I actually planning to watch fantasy mission force for the 3rd time, but I couldn't find it
so I watch this instead

then it surprise me,
its BAD enough to made me write about it!
[excuse me for my bad English, thats not my native language]

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whats this movie about:

An assassinate organization led by a ruthless leader called Madame M,
she kidnap little girls who is good at sports/martial art around the world,
put them on a lone island to traning them to be a female assassin

she took 40 girls to that island and train them hard,
and after several years, it's time for graduate,
but not all of them can,
Madame M want them to kill each other [in a cage!!!]

the only way to leave this island and lanch a professional assassin career
is to survive

but this year, three girls is so damn good and kick major ass
after three of them perform a great fight
[ehh... not that great, those sword fight is hilarious!]
Madame M is impressed, and decide to hire all of them this time

Charlene [Maggie Q] is one of them,
Charlene start her career [salary is millions usd per year, woah]
use her body to seduce target people
kill them on bed [I tell u how they kill target on bed]

then a CIA detective named Jack Chen, start to chasing Charlene
but end up fell for her, [and even give her a name card]

why it's bad? how bad it is?

1. We have sexpolitation
[sexy dancing assassin, rape scene, sex on beach scene]

2. woman in prison
[girls on lone island, training, and end up kill each other in cage]

3. bad fighting scene [Maggie's move is decent, but the other assassin Katt,
her fight is bad, the way she swing her swords in the cage is hilarious!]

4. retard assassin/detective
[CIA detective give name card to a ruthless cold blooded assassin, is beyond my imagination, Jack even tell her "call me when you are back to visit your mother"
well, Charlene is dumb too, at one scene Jack is running after her, and she jump into a huge ice cream truck and Jack follows her.... what? why not keep on running, or just shot Jack?]

5. killing method [it's amazing! they can kill man on bed with bare hands, fast, easy and quietly, by pressing lethal points on spine, victim will suffocate and paralyze,
holy crap, isn't it too Fist Of North Star Or Mortal Kombat?
there have some other ridiculous way to kill, with sun glasses, with photo frames. OMG]

plus this movie also manage to put in some GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOTS.
AND A MIDGET!

haha, it's really fun to watch this,
plus Maggie Q is super hot,
you'll dying for her spine crushing massage!

Trailer
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Madame M wake girls up
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holy underwear!!! this is the Maggie Q dancing scene!
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 08:53:40 PM »

I've seen it.

Its alright, but 'So Close' is still my favourite girl action film.
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2011, 12:10:57 AM »

Oooh, Maggie Q.  Gotta see this one.  I didn't even know this one existed, which is surprising, as I watch a lot of Hong Kong movies.  Thanks for the review!
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 05:50:44 PM »

Maggie Q is one gorgeous woman. I think that I saw a used copy of this a while back. Might have to finally check it out.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 11:32:29 PM »


and I have no idea why I bought this


Sure it had nothing to do with the two naked girls and implied lesbianism on the cover.  ;)
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