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« on: March 11, 2011, 09:20:28 AM »

Dr. Yano: Very cute... it's spewing some kind of poisonous gas.

Old Fisherman: Huh?! Poisonous gas you say?...

Dr. Yano: Yes... it's very poisonous. Matter of fact, if you look close my hand is starting to mutate!

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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 09:26:46 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 10:43:01 AM »

Prepare the stool sample for immediate analysis!

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 11:46:29 AM »

  They say that if you prepare it incorrectly it will kill you but if you prepare Smog Monster properly it's really quite good.

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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 12:36:15 PM »

Thanks, that bathroom sink's been draining slow for years.

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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 01:43:51 PM »

Things dug out of the plumbing at old Japanese hotels.

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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 06:06:49 PM »


We extracted this from Charlie Sheen's ass. We believe it was inserted while his own request.

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2011, 10:35:49 AM »

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