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Question: Better deranged gun-wielding teen heartthrob??
Justin Bieber - 0 (0%)
Arch Hall Jr. - 6 (100%)
Total Voters: 6

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« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2011, 06:18:33 AM »

That made me happy
Lookingup Oh, please...  Lookingup We all know, you sobbed for hours under a blanket, clutching your life-size Bieber doll.

Darksider: "It's not real... It's not real... get a hold of yourself DS..."  He looks at the doll's eyes. He feels longing in his soul, a pain which is only kept in check by petting a Bieber wig strategically placed on a mannequin head...  The bawling resumes with new passion.     Darksider (singing): "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen..."  His voice breaks as streams of anguish flow down his miserably contorted face...
You need to stop looking through my windows

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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2011, 06:40:08 AM »

I cannot vote either Justin Bieber or Arch Hall Jr. as being better at anything and still have a clean conscious. 

I agree Chainsaw.  It's the kind of decision that no matter which way you turn, you'll need to have a shower afterwards!   Buggedout

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« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2011, 09:01:41 AM »

The gif is already hot on the interwebz!


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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2011, 03:18:14 PM »

Only yesterday, I was coming to terms with Beiber. Yes, he's annoying. No, I don't like his music. But he's just a kid who's good at what he does and is doing well because of it.

Let's see...

He's not a good singer.
He's horrible in front of a camera.
He's full of himself.
And what's that goddam beaver pelt combover on the front of his head? (I think to his credit he got rid of that)

I could understand if he was a talented, good looking, even charismatic kid...but he is none of that.

You get me wrong, I don't think he can sing, or looks good or any of that.

But girls between 8-14 love that guy, and whoever is pimping his little ass know that. So he's good at getting kids to buy his CDs cos they think he is "cute" or sings about the real deep s**t that 12 year olds have to deal with. Hell, I wish I could make money as fast as that wee bastard.

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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2011, 10:15:21 PM »

I don't give a rats ass about Bieber, but sooner or later, he'll find out that singers + acting careers= celebrity downfall. My case: Tank Girl.

yeah no.
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« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2011, 10:18:20 PM »

I don't hate him. From what I've seen he's a nice kid. He enjoys what he does and is willing to make fun of himself. The CSI episode is an example. He probably new full and well he would be pleasing his haters. Same thing with the Ozzy Ozborne Super Bowl commercial. Don't get me wrong his music sounds like s**t to me! But he's pleasing an audience and enjoying it!

....Though I'm still amused by his death gif! I could watch that for hours!

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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 08:02:31 PM »

The man who is pimping his little ass, the man who discovered him on the world wide web, the man who is producing his concert film "Justin Bieber Never Say Never" is a man named Scooter Braun, a record executive from Atlanta, Georgia.

I got a laugh at that clip as well, especially when the man bent down to check for a pulse, after he got shot all those times. "Yep! He's dead!"
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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2011, 02:34:59 PM »

When I first saw the topic, I was so happy because I thought that it really happened.

Then I read on, and got disappointed upon finding out that it wasn't real.
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