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indianasmith
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« on: March 02, 2011, 11:16:48 PM »



Your most recent comments do not meet the standards this forum finds acceptable.
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I Am Vitriol...When You Say My Name You Praise Me


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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2011, 11:23:00 PM »




Get your claws off my pecker!  BounceGiggle
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2011, 07:44:37 AM »

"Get in the nest and make my bird seed now."
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 08:58:02 AM »

"You listen to me now! I don't have time for your idiotic prattle. Would you kindly STFU, GTFO, and take your FAIL with you?!"
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AndyC
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2011, 09:26:42 AM »

"I don't want to hear another peep out of you."
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2011, 09:41:36 AM »

"I don't want to hear another peep out of you."

Or chirp or squawk or...
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!


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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2011, 04:48:44 PM »



It was this final act that caused
Beaky The Bird to sue his domestic partner for "mis-tweetment."



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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
Doggett
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2011, 08:12:45 PM »



I'm so sick of you saying 'Inception is the greatest film ever'.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2011, 10:49:59 PM »

In this case the bird is not the word
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SPazzo
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My kinda toy...


« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2011, 03:14:44 AM »

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT RULES NUMBER 1 AND 2????"
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2011, 05:12:02 AM »

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 12:25:29 AM »

Shut up and listen for once!  If you crap on The Master again he might send that weirdo Torgo out after us!  That's why you can't crap over behind the house!
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2011, 09:45:54 AM »

I don't care what the current scientific thinking is, billing this as a "real live dinosaur fight" is dishonest.
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 11:19:58 AM »





  "Dude you need to set a playdate with a Tic Tac, for realz!"
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2011, 08:24:36 PM »

1#. How many times have I told you to shut your face when I'm trying to take a nap!?!?

#2. That's one way to win a rap battle.

#3. Poor Dave never was quite able to understand the link between eating dog food and being shunned by disgusted peers.
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