people you would love to beat the s**t out of?

[venomx]

Superman

LOL! I hope Mr. Doomsday helps you out a little, no?

Karma for being brave

[retrorussell]

The cops who patrol my street all the damn time.  F*** off, pigs!

[Killer Bees]

My next door neighbor.
I moved into an apartment building. My neighbor beats his girlfreind. All the time.
One night a couple of weeks ago he was doing it in the hallway in front of my door. I opened the door and asked him WTF his problem was-he shoved me against the wall-my son Jed was over that night-he saw it and grabbed a kitchen knife and went for him-me,my son Eddie and Jed's girlfreind Melissa grabbed Jed and dragged him back into the apartment before he went Norman Bates on the shmuck. 10 minutes later I hear a load knock on the door-it was the cops. Four state boys. They pointed guns at us and told us to take the position (hands on the wall). "WHO HAS THE GUN??? WHERES THE GUN????!!!"
"No gun! The idiot next door was beating his wife!!!!"
So the cops kick his door in-(he wouldnt open it) they pull two rifles and a handgun from his house (I was watching threw the peep hole).
One of the other neighbors-Joe-a nice guy who works where I do-was coming home and seen the shmuck come into the hallway after we pulled Jed in-he was holding a gun.
The guy didn't go to jail!!!! They gave him a warning!!! Lazy redneck pigs!!!!!

OMG, RC, that's awful, it sounds like something out of a movie!  Why would the cops just let the guy go?  I thought assault and battery were still illegal?

[Sister Grace]

My next door neighbor.
I moved into an apartment building. My neighbor beats his girlfreind. All the time.
One night a couple of weeks ago he was doing it in the hallway in front of my door. I opened the door and asked him WTF his problem was-he shoved me against the wall-my son Jed was over that night-he saw it and grabbed a kitchen knife and went for him-me,my son Eddie and Jed's girlfreind Melissa grabbed Jed and dragged him back into the apartment before he went Norman Bates on the shmuck. 10 minutes later I hear a load knock on the door-it was the cops. Four state boys. They pointed guns at us and told us to take the position (hands on the wall). "WHO HAS THE GUN??? WHERES THE GUN????!!!"
"No gun! The idiot next door was beating his wife!!!!"
So the cops kick his door in-(he wouldnt open it) they pull two rifles and a handgun from his house (I was watching threw the peep hole).
One of the other neighbors-Joe-a nice guy who works where I do-was coming home and seen the shmuck come into the hallway after we pulled Jed in-he was holding a gun.
The guy didn't go to jail!!!! They gave him a warning!!! Lazy redneck pigs!!!!!

OMG, RC, that's awful, it sounds like something out of a movie!  Why would the cops just let the guy go?  I thought assault and battery were still illegal?

They are still illegal. but trust, if they do actually arrest someone (which is rare in my experiences), then  they are always back out of jail in under four hours. It's crap.

[Killer Bees]

I've had an assault plan ready for a while now.


My target:


While I'm not strong enough to beat up a large crowd of people a drive-by paint ball gun shooting is hard to fight back against.

Aim for:
The head - So they might lose an eye
The balls - If you hear a pop you just saved us from the f**kers making more of 'em

When you're done with the pain ball guns drive away. Then come back before somebody calls the cops and tear gas them.

Also, spray paint the following on your van...

WE HATE YOU BACK, SHIRLEY!!

Colour me confused - who are those guys? 

[Killer Bees]

Everyone on this board...bring it on ya pansies.   

Actually nevermind...

Oh, come on, Darksider, you know that one flash of the boobies from either Paquita, myself, Sister Grace or any of the other fine ladies on this board and your brain would turn to mush.

Actually, I'd pay money to see that THAT   

[venomx]

I've had an assault plan ready for a while now.


My target:


WE HATE YOU BACK, SHIRLEY!!

Colour me confused - who are those guys? 

WHAT THE F&#@!???? "thank god for ieds?" FOR REAL?!!!! Get out of the USA.

They look like ANTI USA or ANTI war hippie protesters to me. I hope Uncle Sam drafts them.

IMO - Be FN* proud of your country or get out.

WAIT WAIT update my eyes, I didnt even notice! IS she shoving our flag in her dirty pants?!

O... M... G... what a kick to the B@##s to our brave troops.

[Menard]

Actually, I'd pay money to see that THAT   

How much to see the boobs?

(not like a damn one of you girls on this forum weren't thinking that...so shaddup...ladies )

[Olivia Bauer]

I've had an assault plan ready for a while now.


My target:


WE HATE YOU BACK, SHIRLEY!!

Colour me confused - who are those guys? 

WHAT THE F&#@!???? "thank god for ieds?" FOR REAL?!!!! Get out of the USA.

They look like ANTI USA or ANTI war hippie protesters to me. I hope Uncle Sam drafts them.

IMO - Be FN* proud of your country or get out.

WAIT WAIT update my eyes, I didnt even notice! IS she shoving our flag in her dirty pants?!

O... M... G... what a kick to the B@##s to our brave troops.

The Westboro Baptist Church. A organization that protests at the funerals of US soldiers who died in battle. They protest the soldiers for defending a country that supports the homosexual community. They believe soldiers are going to hell. They also protested the funerals of Heath Ledger for "Brokeback Mountain" and Elizabeth Edwards for being pro-gay marriage. They educate children on morals like "God hates fags" and "God hates the USA". They even make children of four or a little older sing in choirs about god hating homos and the USA. I wish a painful death upon these people. If I ever met one of these people I would assault them on the spot.

[indianasmith]

I'll admit, if the Westboro goons every came to my town I would really have to restrain myself to keep from assaulting them . . . they are evil to the core, they are cruel, vicious, and there is NOTHING CHRISTIAN ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then, if I did give them the beating they so richly deserved, I would be descending to their level.  It kind of reminds me of the old quote from Calvin and Hobbes: "It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by lightning bolts."

I will say that another group that fills me with rage to the point of violence are Islamic fundamentalists and the way they treat women.  We had one in Dallas a couple years ago, shot and killed his two teenage daughters - for wearing make up and dating non-Muslim boys!!!  Fled to Egypt and got off scot-free.  Is probably upheld in his Mosque every Friday for being such a great guy.  And this sick, barbaric, awful excuse for a religion actually calls such slaughter "Honor Killings!"  Makes . . . me . . . so . . . MAD!!!!!

[venomx]

Yo I'm with you indianasmith!

I hate how Islamic fundamentalists treat women! 

YO douchebags! (Islamic funs) If it was not for women you would not be HERE in the 1st place!

I wonder how they treat their* mothers?

[El Misfit]

Who ever took off Batman: TAS
the cast of Jersey Shore
Hulk Hogan
Eric Bischoff
Jeff Jarret
Ric Flair
Kane
New Rappers
Lady Crap-a-lot
Bullet For My Valentine
A-holes who buys SUV's and crawls over bumps
The Creators of the Buggatti Veyron
Bobby Jindal

[Allhallowsday]

My next door neighbor.
I moved into an apartment building. My neighbor beats his girlfreind. All the time.
One night a couple of weeks ago he was doing it in the hallway in front of my door. I opened the door and asked him WTF his problem was-he shoved me against the wall-my son Jed was over that night-he saw it and grabbed a kitchen knife and went for him-me,my son Eddie and Jed's girlfreind Melissa grabbed Jed and dragged him back into the apartment before he went Norman Bates on the shmuck. 10 minutes later I hear a load knock on the door-it was the cops. Four state boys. They pointed guns at us and told us to take the position (hands on the wall). "WHO HAS THE GUN??? WHERES THE GUN????!!!"
"No gun! The idiot next door was beating his wife!!!!"
So the cops kick his door in-(he wouldnt open it) they pull two rifles and a handgun from his house (I was watching threw the peep hole).
One of the other neighbors-Joe-a nice guy who works where I do-was coming home and seen the shmuck come into the hallway after we pulled Jed in-he was holding a gun.
The guy didn't go to jail!!!! They gave him a warning!!! Lazy redneck pigs!!!!!

Thanks for the reality check.  I needed it tonight. 

[Kaseykockroach]

There's no one that I myself would beat the s*** out of. I'm too skinny to do the deed.
Now I was able to pay someone to beat the s*** out of every living racist, sexist and homophobe, that'd be swell.

[Killer Bees]

The Westboro Baptist Church. A organization that protests at the funerals of US soldiers who died in battle. They protest the soldiers for defending a country that supports the homosexual community. They believe soldiers are going to hell. They also protested the funerals of Heath Ledger for "Brokeback Mountain" and Elizabeth Edwards for being pro-gay marriage. They educate children on morals like "God hates fags" and "God hates the USA". They even make children of four or a little older sing in choirs about god hating homos and the USA. I wish a painful death upon these people. If I ever met one of these people I would assault them on the spot.
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That's ridiculous.  I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my life.