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Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2011, 02:41:44 PM »

For the record, AHD, if you EVER compare me with Michael Moore again . . .

I SHALL SMITE YOU IN THE NOSTRILS WITH A ROD OF IRON AND WAX YOUR SPLEEN WITH EFFERDENT!!!!!!!!!! Hatred TeddyR BounceGiggle Cheers

Not only that but we'll put ice in his ice cream,  oranges in his orange juice, and vegetables in his vegetable soup! That'll learn I'm.... Buggedout
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
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Malatu na nou karan.
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Malatu na bala
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
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Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2011, 12:18:09 AM »

I will remove your testicles THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKETS!!

Man! Random threats are fun!
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« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2011, 12:26:33 AM »

For the record, AHD, if you EVER compare me with Michael Moore again . . .I SHALL SMITE YOU IN THE NOSTRILS WITH A ROD OF IRON AND WAX YOUR SPLEEN WITH EFFERDENT!!!!!!!!!! Hatred TeddyR BounceGiggle Cheers
Not only that but we'll put ice in his ice cream,  oranges in his orange juice, and vegetables in his vegetable soup! That'll learn I'm.... Buggedout
Bwahhahahahahaha-ah-eh!!!  You'll not get your hands on my plan or my duodenum.  My spleen is a success!  We'll all eat healthier and tolerate Indy.  Smile Thumbup  Umaril is another matter.  Question
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« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2011, 01:52:18 AM »



You know...if you took the end off that shovel...you'd be holding an interesting implement. Now I know what you mean by 'piece of Indy'.  TeddyR


Menard, you are a man after my own heart.  I had that EXACT same thought because I saw the shovel without the end on it.  That, coupled with the size of those shoes made me do the Buggedout thing with my face.

TeddyR

I don't know why, but I thought Indy was a 19 year college student.


Seeing that pic of him, I have a feeling he's an escapee from an asylum. TeddyR
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« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2011, 07:23:41 AM »

No, but THE ASYLUM wanted me to star in one of their films.

I told'em forget it - I do have SOME standards!
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« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2011, 07:28:16 AM »

No, but THE ASYLUM wanted me to star in one of their films.

I told'em forget it - I do have SOME standards!

 TeddyR TeddyR

BTW I see that according to the IMDB, The Asylum are now listed as "The Global Asylum".  Buggedout
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« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2011, 07:56:03 AM »

I don't see any royalties for using my likeness on these trinkets.



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« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2011, 09:16:12 AM »



You know...if you took the end off that shovel...you'd be holding an interesting implement. Now I know what you mean by 'piece of Indy'.  TeddyR


Menard, you are a man after my own heart.  I had that EXACT same thought because I saw the shovel without the end on it.  That, coupled with the size of those shoes made me do the Buggedout thing with my face.

TeddyR

I don't know why, but I thought Indy was a 19 year college student.


So what would be a good name for our intrepid explorer?

Dildo Smith...cave explorer supreme...no hole is too deep for him.  TeddyR
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« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2011, 11:37:26 AM »

We made a very lifelike sculpture of Indy a couple of years ago.


And here's Leonard Maltin holding the nearest thing you'll find to an action figure of me.

I should get one and add a little Zappa stache and patch, and a pair of glasses. Then it would be a pretty good likeness.
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« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2011, 06:26:04 PM »

I will remove your testicles THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKETS!!

Man! Random threats are fun!

Does that mean he can see himself coming?   Buggedout
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
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Malatu na nou karan.
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Malatu na bala
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2011, 06:28:34 PM »

I'm waiting for the Indy figure with Kung-Fu grip.
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« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2011, 06:33:00 PM »

I'm waiting for the Indy figure with Kung-Fu grip.

I've heard he has a hell of a grip....bwhahahahahahaha  BounceGiggle
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Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2011, 06:52:53 PM »

We made a very lifelike sculpture of Indy a couple of years ago.


That's not Indy...it looks more like a cross between Snuffy Smith and The Shmoo with the whiskers and the hat  TongueOut

And here's Leonard Maltin holding the nearest thing you'll find to an action figure of me.

I should get one and add a little Zappa stache and patch, and a pair of glasses. Then it would be a pretty good likeness.


Nice action figure Mr. Maltin is holding.  That's Tor Johnson, isn't it?
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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