Prank caller: "You got a m-f'ing black band, and you don't want me in the band..."
Joe: "It's not... it's black as in evil and darkness."
Prank caller: "I can be evil and darkness, hold up, you want me to kick some rhymes for ya? 'M-fing devil coming' down on the street, gonna kick your f'ing ass, gonna stab you in the f'in neck, Joe!'"
later...
Joe: "[The devil's] on my side."
Prank caller: "He on my side, Joe. I shot m'fers. You shot m'fers, Joe?"
Joe: "No, because I live in the suburbs."