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Draug
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« on: March 08, 2011, 04:55:47 PM »


Seems like hiding your porn collection in the kitchen wasn't such a good idea after all.

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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2011, 05:52:52 PM »
Movie director: CUT, CUT! You keep farting, Hugo... come on now be serious.
Hugo: HAHAHAHA!
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SPazzo
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My kinda toy...
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 12:48:19 AM »
"Well, when I was little, my mother told me my face would freeze this way, but I didn't believe her..."
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 12:59:25 AM »
"I found your speed, Mr. Anderson!"
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AndyC
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 09:36:55 AM »
"Look all you want, but you won't find any baking soda! How are you going to make pancakes now? Bwahahahahaha!"
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 10:44:11 AM »
"C'mon in Hugo.  Why don't you sit down and have a cookie?  I'm Chris Hansen..."
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011, 11:45:16 PM »
You better not be that happy for getting the Red Skull role...
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Flangepart
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2011, 01:47:27 PM »
"Seriously. White pancake on the face, green hair, purple suit. Next Joker for sure!"
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 09:28:17 AM »
"Hold on guys seriously, I can't take Keanu seriously when he's acting.  He was 'Ted' for Chr!st Sakes!"
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2011, 09:50:06 AM »
"I Can't believe 'I can't believe it's not Butter' is just a program in the matrix. I refuse to!"
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2011, 10:37:22 AM »
I can't believe I'm one of Hollywood's biggest badasses now. I mean, I starred in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert for crying out loud. Life is good.
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2011, 07:53:40 AM »
Mr. Smith: "A Matrix... Anime? HAHA! f**k that!"
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