A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters. Others are Drek! I can handle drek. . Bad acting? Bad FX? No story line? OK. If it has sex,blood,or bullets-I can do it.
BUT-I can't do boredom. Boredom so unrelenting I want to go wash the dishes just for excitment. Such is SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED.
Question: How-in Bela's name-do you make a boring film with Jayne Mansfield?
Answer: Have her jack her jaws spouting the most non-sensical,wanna-be-arsty-farsty,supposed-to-be-deep-dialouge ever written. And-SHE DOESNT SHOW OFF HER ASSESTS! (ie: boobies.)) She wears no revealing clothing AT ALL!!!! And the rest of the no name no talent cast does the same. Even a 5th 'o' booze won't help this one. Might make you suicidal though.
The best part of the whole thing- prolouge of Walter (the Untouchables narrator) Winchell claiming it was a classic!
OH! WAIT! Action packed scene here!!!!!
That's as good as it gets,my freinds. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
This is Officially THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.