MR. ROGERS- Taught General Science, 7th Grade; my mother and her sibs had had him when they went to school.
The first day of class, he walks in, holding the science book in his hand. He holds it up, and says, "This is the textbook for General Science, 7th Grade." Then, he opens his desk drawer, drops the book in, closes the drawer, and says, "We may refer to it from time to time."
I think I'm feeling better now.