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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #45 on: March 11, 2011, 07:56:40 PM »

You won't believe this! ALL of the actors are worse than Tommy Wiseau!
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« Reply #46 on: March 11, 2011, 07:57:57 PM »

She's getting f**ked by a turkey and she can't even tell that's not a human in her vag.
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« Reply #47 on: March 11, 2011, 07:58:37 PM »

"You just got STUFFED!"

.....Screw it! I'm doing it again!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!![/i][/b]
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« Reply #48 on: March 11, 2011, 08:00:11 PM »

Gravy flavored condoms? I could make MILLIONS off that idea!
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« Reply #49 on: March 11, 2011, 08:01:04 PM »

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« Reply #50 on: March 11, 2011, 08:01:33 PM »




I can't wait for THAT scene!
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« Reply #51 on: March 11, 2011, 08:02:52 PM »

Never mind! Just found that scene.

The turkey is wearing a nose and mustache glasses disguise. I don't think I'm watching a movie. I think I'm high.
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« Reply #52 on: March 11, 2011, 08:03:34 PM »



Sorry, didn't mean to post a spoiler. I thought that scene had passed already, my bad.
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« Reply #53 on: March 11, 2011, 08:03:58 PM »

So, has blood freak been dethroned as worst film about a turkey killer?
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« Reply #54 on: March 11, 2011, 08:05:01 PM »

He can't tell it's a turkey?! This is a new record for stupid.

He also doesn't have a problem with the fact that the turkey just said he's hundreds of years old.
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« Reply #55 on: March 11, 2011, 08:06:18 PM »

Oh! You see? He wasn't suspicious of the talking turkey! He thought it was a talking duck! No problem at all!
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« Reply #56 on: March 11, 2011, 08:08:04 PM »

He made a mask out of the sheriff's face and wore it! AND HIS DAUGHTER FELL FOR IT!!

HOW IS EVERYBODY THIS STUPID?!
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« Reply #57 on: March 11, 2011, 08:10:18 PM »

MOOOOOONNNNNTTTTAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGEEEEEE~!!
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« Reply #58 on: March 11, 2011, 08:12:38 PM »

Half the book is in English. The rest of it in mathematical code. Why? Look movie, you ARE NOT the Da Vinci Code! Stop trying!
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« Reply #59 on: March 11, 2011, 08:14:14 PM »

"You kids are retarded!"

THANK YOU!!
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