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A.J. Bauer
A German Expressionist and a
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« Reply #60 on: March 11, 2011, 08:16:03 PM »

"PREPARE TO BE DEAD!!"

I'm going to put that on a T-Shirt!
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A.J. Bauer
A German Expressionist and a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #61 on: March 11, 2011, 08:18:54 PM »

Necromanced is not a past-tense verb.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #62 on: March 11, 2011, 08:19:28 PM »

Why did the redneck leave alone with a killer turkey around?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #63 on: March 11, 2011, 08:20:05 PM »

The redneck ate the turkey and exploded. That was awesome.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #64 on: March 11, 2011, 08:20:49 PM »

"Gobble-Gobble, Mother f**ker! That's what I call FOWL PLAY!"

I just made that joke twice. No more CSI!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #65 on: March 11, 2011, 08:23:54 PM »

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! This movie is SOOO FUNNY!


I can't even point out how many problems are in this scene. Watch it yourself. This movie is quite clearly bad on purpose.
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A.J. Bauer
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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #66 on: March 11, 2011, 08:25:34 PM »

Hmmm.. The homicidal turkey enjoys tossed salad. How very random. I guess we all have our little quirks. Even hell spawn.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #67 on: March 11, 2011, 08:27:47 PM »

Who is turning the lights on and off?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #68 on: March 11, 2011, 08:29:19 PM »

"Yup he's dead!"

Umm... The turkey is still moving.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #69 on: March 11, 2011, 08:31:16 PM »

And the turkey comes back to life via heavy radiation to his corpse. It's like an old monster movie! This is delightful!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #70 on: March 11, 2011, 08:34:26 PM »

Oh! The nerd died by getting his tongue stretched out like gum! That was the funniest thing ever!


And his heart beats outside his chest. AND HE'S STILL ALIVE!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2011, 08:36:38 PM »

Boyfriend is dead now. KILL THE GIRL! PLEASE! Come full circle!

APPEASE ME WITH BLOOD!!
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« Reply #72 on: March 11, 2011, 08:37:32 PM »

DAMN! The girl lives!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #73 on: March 11, 2011, 08:38:38 PM »

The Turkey was lit on fire and got his head cut off.

Thanks for ripping off Freddy Vs. Jason.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #74 on: March 11, 2011, 08:39:19 PM »

Good things there was a pile of wood for his head to fall into!
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