Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2011, 07:13:09 PM » |
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Everyone is a high school niche stereo type. None of them can act either. The exposition is rushed and they never stop monologing about their life. Bad acting, writing, and film editing in ONE scene! This movie hurts. The slutty girl claims to be a prude.
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2011, 07:13:48 PM » |
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All women are stupid in this film. That's not sexist what so ever.
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2011, 07:14:24 PM » |
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The camera guy is having a seizure.
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2011, 07:16:02 PM » |
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Where the hell did they buy that fake mustache for the sheriff? Also that REALLY bad hat. It's completely unconvincing. Also he's such a generic stero-
...Right... Get used to that.
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2011, 07:17:00 PM » |
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"Oh by the way. Your step-mama left me, bye!"
That's not important at all is it?
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2011, 07:17:44 PM » |
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Broken car engine count: 1
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2011, 07:19:13 PM » |
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"How bad is it?"
The hood is smoking! How bad do you think it is?!
"Maybe it's a flat tire?"
Why are they going out of their way to make these people as unrealistically STUPID as possible?!
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2011, 07:21:05 PM » |
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"Crawberg! Where have I heard that name before?"
IT'S GOBLIN SPELLED BACK-!!
Oops! Wrong movie!
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« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2011, 07:22:45 PM » |
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OH GOD?! WHO DREW THIS s**t?! HER TITS ARE BLACK AND SAGGY!
AHHHHH!!! MY EYES!
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« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2011, 07:23:46 PM » |
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You forgot to draw nipples on the hot one with big boobs. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2011, 07:24:54 PM » |
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Sounds like I should see this movie . . . . or NOT!
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2011, 07:25:17 PM » |
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I bet you didn't know that "Turkeyoligist" is a job!
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2011, 07:26:47 PM » |
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Why is the jock scared over a ridiculous story about a homicidal turkey?
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« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2011, 07:27:57 PM » |
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People can apparently move their heads fast enough to make a "SWOOOOSH!" noise.
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2011, 07:29:18 PM » |
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Killer Turkey: "Your dog was in an accident." Some Hermit: "What kind of accident?"
You know that's a talking turkey right?
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