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« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2011, 07:31:55 PM » |
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Turkeys can only see in pink.
Bet you didn't know that!
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« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2011, 07:33:02 PM » |
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Who wrote the turkey's dialogue? Really?
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« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2011, 07:34:01 PM » |
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"You're almost as dumb as I am!"
Now she openly admits she's dumb? Who wrote this?
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I make the bad movies.
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« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2011, 07:36:14 PM » |
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Generic nerd stereo type. He's going to die. Guarantee.
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« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2011, 07:37:26 PM » |
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I found 1,000,000 problems in ONE scene!
1. That's an obviously fake bunny
2. Who threw it in a fire?
3. "Oh look! A cute little bunny!" - IT JUMPED IN THE FIRE! HELP IT, b***h!
4. "Look at it! It's stomach was gnawed open by a beak!" - How can you tell? It's burning in a fire!
5. "Not just any beak! A TURKEY BEAK!" - HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?!
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« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2011, 07:39:25 PM » |
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"This happens ALL The time in the woods!"
A bunny gets thrown into a fire place?
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« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2011, 07:40:27 PM » |
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OH MY! I HAVE to see this movie now!
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2011, 07:41:58 PM » |
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Turkey droppings look like brown marshmallows. Bet you didn't know that!
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« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2011, 07:45:47 PM » |
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"I'm sorry 'bout the things I said last night. I was a little BEAKED out... I MEAN FREAKED OUT!"
Do I need to do the CSI: Miami joke again?
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« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2011, 07:47:18 PM » |
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Once again somebody doesn't question the talking turkey. He just wants to f**k it.
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« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2011, 07:48:45 PM » |
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Turkeys have legs long enough to hit the pedals of a car and steer! BET YOU DIDN'T-
Oh forget it!
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« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2011, 07:51:09 PM » |
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RANDOM FART NOISE!
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« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2011, 07:54:40 PM » |
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In under 4 seconds a turkey can cut off your head with a fruit knife and somehow steal a cigar from your severed head that went flying.
Also they made the father go from "Son I am disappoint!" to "I'm so proud!" in a few minutes. Seconds before his death.
This is the most rushed plot EVER!
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« Reply #44 on: March 11, 2011, 07:56:05 PM » |
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HIS PARENTS JUST GOT MURDERED BY A TALKING TURKEY AND HE'S CRYING BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GET ANY PUMPKIN PIE OR CRANBERRY SAUCE!
At least his priorities are straight!
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