Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #60 on: March 11, 2011, 08:16:03 PM » |
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"PREPARE TO BE DEAD!!"
I'm going to put that on a T-Shirt!
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« Reply #61 on: March 11, 2011, 08:18:54 PM » |
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Necromanced is not a past-tense verb.
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« Reply #62 on: March 11, 2011, 08:19:28 PM » |
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Why did the redneck leave alone with a killer turkey around?
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« Reply #63 on: March 11, 2011, 08:20:05 PM » |
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The redneck ate the turkey and exploded. That was awesome.
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« Reply #64 on: March 11, 2011, 08:20:49 PM » |
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"Gobble-Gobble, Mother f**ker! That's what I call FOWL PLAY!"
I just made that joke twice. No more CSI!
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« Reply #65 on: March 11, 2011, 08:23:54 PM » |
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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! This movie is SOOO FUNNY!
I can't even point out how many problems are in this scene. Watch it yourself. This movie is quite clearly bad on purpose.
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« Reply #66 on: March 11, 2011, 08:25:34 PM » |
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Hmmm.. The homicidal turkey enjoys tossed salad. How very random. I guess we all have our little quirks. Even hell spawn.
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« Reply #67 on: March 11, 2011, 08:27:47 PM » |
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Who is turning the lights on and off?
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« Reply #68 on: March 11, 2011, 08:29:19 PM » |
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"Yup he's dead!"
Umm... The turkey is still moving.
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« Reply #69 on: March 11, 2011, 08:31:16 PM » |
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And the turkey comes back to life via heavy radiation to his corpse. It's like an old monster movie! This is delightful!
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« Reply #70 on: March 11, 2011, 08:34:26 PM » |
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Oh! The nerd died by getting his tongue stretched out like gum! That was the funniest thing ever!
And his heart beats outside his chest. AND HE'S STILL ALIVE!
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« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2011, 08:36:38 PM » |
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Boyfriend is dead now. KILL THE GIRL! PLEASE! Come full circle!
APPEASE ME WITH BLOOD!!
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« Reply #72 on: March 11, 2011, 08:37:32 PM » |
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DAMN! The girl lives!
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« Reply #73 on: March 11, 2011, 08:38:38 PM » |
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The Turkey was lit on fire and got his head cut off.
Thanks for ripping off Freddy Vs. Jason.
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« Reply #74 on: March 11, 2011, 08:39:19 PM » |
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Good things there was a pile of wood for his head to fall into!
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