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sprite75
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« on: March 12, 2011, 12:50:57 PM »


Hello, Miss Piggy?  Sorry to bother you, but Ernie and I have a question that we just have to ask....What does frog taste like?
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2011, 01:07:22 PM »
"Ernie's not here Prairie Dawn! No, I don't know why he's not returning your calls. I haven't seen him in a few days either!"
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"Ernie, you really need to break if off with her."
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2011, 03:40:00 PM »


Listen, Bird, How much longer are Ernie and me supposed to be lovers? I WANT MY DAMN $50,000.00 SOON!
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 01:20:34 AM »


No Ernie is not available to take a human kidney to Amsterdam!
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2011, 07:55:04 AM »
"Hello? Gay couple's counseling?"
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 11:08:19 AM »
"Do you carry K-Y in the two-gallon tub? Uh huh. What time do you close? I suppose it is kind of an emergency."
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