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Hammock Rider
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« on: March 15, 2011, 01:29:29 PM »
You've got something we call "Tigger Spine." I should be able to work the kinks out in 3 or 4 dozen sessions.
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Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2011, 01:53:47 PM »
Woah!  Cindy Wilson of the B-52's in MY massage parlor?!  No way!
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SPazzo
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My kinda toy...
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2011, 05:41:46 PM »
Who ever said massages are for pu$$ies was...well, correct. TongueOut
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2011, 06:20:44 PM »
yep, you got fleas.
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yeah no.
sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2011, 01:22:28 AM »
So it's agreed.  Once the human goes to bed I'll crap on the couch while you throw up all over the floor.
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AndyC
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 11:09:31 AM »
"Just a little claw. Ah, that's the stuff."
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