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flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« on: March 16, 2011, 11:07:19 PM »



Dammit, Baker not now the sarge is watching!

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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 11:57:24 PM »

Now is not the time for a chiropractic adjustment.
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Hammock Rider
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 09:04:48 AM »





Oooh ,someone needs a change!
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Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
The Burgomaster
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 09:53:00 AM »

Turn your head and cough.



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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 10:56:53 AM »

"Look a piegeon, fire!"
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SPazzo
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My kinda toy...


« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 12:05:14 AM »

"Just concentrate.  Don't think of the hand on your a$$, slowly making it's way into your trousers...."
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Flangepart
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 08:38:47 AM »

Giant ants? Crap! One weekend a month my a$$...
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joejoe
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 07:22:35 AM »

uh, hey bob, that's not where you reload.
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when in doubt,  plan E.   EXPLOSIVES!!
El Misfit
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Hi there!


« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 07:05:56 PM »

uhh, are you shooting skeletons at the enemy is a good idea?
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yeah no.
sprite75
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 01:02:27 AM »

Concentrate all your fire on the nearest starship.
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2011, 07:07:48 AM »



Pvt. Jones: "Umm, what ever happened to just tapping my helmet, Sir?"
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El Misfit
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Hi there!


« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2011, 09:13:04 PM »


Near guy: Look, I;m telling you that this WON'T kill Godzilla!
Far guy: Godzilla, no, we're trying to kill the American Godzilla
Near guy: But that's even Worse!
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