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« on: March 17, 2011, 07:45:24 AM »

http://www.movieweb.com/movie/the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-1

Thank god right? I expect it'll go three more months as a fad after this films release then finally vanish off the map and join the fad graveyard with "High School Musical".

Now we need somebody just as talented ad J.K. Rowling to step up to the plate before somebody makes crap to fill Twilight's hole. The same way people filled Twilight with the hole Harry Potter left after the books finished.
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2011, 09:57:59 AM »

Tis won't be the end.  In about a year, someone will come up with, TWILIGHT: THE BEGINNING or TWILIGHT: AFTERMATH or TWILIGHT: ARMAGEDDON or TWILIGHT AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM or TWILIGHT: JASON LIVES or something . . .
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 10:51:42 AM »

Oddly plot/dialog wise its the same story four times over.
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 11:42:06 AM »

Tis won't be the end.  In about a year, someone will come up with, TWILIGHT: THE BEGINNING or TWILIGHT: AFTERMATH or TWILIGHT: ARMAGEDDON or TWILIGHT AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM or TWILIGHT: JASON LIVES or something . . .

Unfortunately, I have to agree with Burgo - I definitely foresee them continuing as long as there is profit.  Who knows if they'll keep the books going, but I feel that the movies will definitely keep popping up (maybe even just direct to video) or they may do a tv show.

I do agree though, that hopefully after this next movie, we'll see a drop off in Twilight saturation everywhere we go...
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 01:10:30 PM »

Oddly plot/dialog wise its the same story four times over.

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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2011, 01:11:31 PM »

The filmmakers are already finding way to stretch it out. Turning one book into two films. Characters will probably get their own spin off franchises. And if the profits drop even a little bit, Remake Reboot time!
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2011, 04:24:37 PM »

Wanna bet they'll be a TV series?  Thumbdown
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2011, 06:17:55 PM »

Wanna bet they'll be a TV series?  Thumbdown

No. But, I agree with everyone else. Just because the films based on the books are coming to an end, doesn't mean that the films themsevles will come to an end. Unfortunately, as long as the films continue to make a profit, we will probably see more "Twilight" films.
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2011, 08:26:05 PM »

Seriously, if we all got together we'd HAVE to watch at least the first movie.
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2011, 09:23:19 PM »

Seriously, if we all got together we'd HAVE to watch at least the first movie.

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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2011, 09:57:07 PM »

Seriously, if we all got together we'd HAVE to watch at least the first movie.


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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 09:04:53 AM »

Real vampires don't sparkle.
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 12:49:59 PM »

Real vampires don't sparkle.

Real vampires have good like powers. So what'll it be? God-like powers, sun sparkling? It's a hard choice right?
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 03:31:16 PM »

Seriously, if we all got together we'd HAVE to watch at least the first movie.

My wife loves the books/likes the movies, but I swore up and down that I would NEVER experience Twilight in any way, shape or form.  She found a loophole though and got me to watch the first movie - she got us tickets to a Master Pancake Theater showing, which is basically like a live version of Mystery Science Theater.  It actually ended up being pretty funny stuff - they tore the movie to shreds.  I could not believe how bad the movie itself was though.  There were MANY times wear I swear I turned to my wife and said "this isn't really a movie is it?  Is this just a prank?" 
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM »

Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.
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