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« on: March 18, 2011, 10:44:38 AM »

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html

"Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed"

"During a heavy rainstorm, however, Doug went into Jack's room to close the window. Once inside, Doug found stacks of half-eaten Chinese-food containers. Next Doug found a boot filled with Chinese food (Refinery 29 has the photographic evidence). Then he saw a human-shaped object beneath the twin bed...."

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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 10:50:58 AM »

Holy cow!  There are times when no snide comment can possibly do justice to the situation . . . Buggedout
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 11:48:35 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2011, 09:31:39 PM »

Was the scarecrow's name Hung Chow?
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 09:41:54 PM »

Was the scarecrow's name Hung Chow?
No, it was Long Duck Dong! 
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 11:29:10 PM »

The scarecrow must be full of Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2011, 05:29:58 PM »

That must of been a scary situation for him!
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2011, 09:09:10 PM »

You should never fill your scarecrow with Chinese food.  You'll just be horny again an hour later.
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2011, 09:45:59 PM »

I guess this scarecrow definitely got brain... TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2011, 10:23:01 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2022, 09:48:22 PM »

I think about this from time to time. Thats the sign of GREAT story it has staying power

unfortunately the original story from something called refinery 29 or something is gonw
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