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A.J. Bauer
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:00:04 PM »

It's show time!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 05:01:52 PM »

1 min - Wow. I thought the aliens in Star Trek looked bad.
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 05:02:31 PM »

1 min - Aliens use bendy straws to suck water out of the ground.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2011, 05:04:03 PM »

2 min - I don't know what that is..... Let's throw rocks at it!!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 05:05:29 PM »

3 min - Why is there a blue sky?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 05:06:53 PM »

4 min - NASA can make devices that can suck in large alien creatures and bend them like Mr. Fantastic.
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 05:11:08 PM »

7 min - Is that old guy James Lipton? Probably not.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 05:12:08 PM »

8 min - ZUUULL MOTHERf**kA ZUUUUULLL!!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 05:13:48 PM »

9 min - An alien can penetrate and shatter glass by pressing it's hands against it.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 05:16:07 PM »

10 min- An alien can survive holding onto an electric fence for over 30 seconds, live, then get hit by a car, and still live. Also they get flattened they live and look like cartoons.
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 05:18:42 PM »

12 min - "It was probably an ADUI! Alien driving under the influence! HAHAHA!!"

I must find this child and kill him for that joke.
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 05:20:21 PM »

13 min - This kid has a VERY annoying voice! It sounds like Ralph Machio after smoking 15 packs of Marlboros.
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 05:22:25 PM »

14 min - How come Mommy didn't see the alien in the rear view mirror?
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 05:24:38 PM »

16 min - OH MAH GAWD! THE KID IS A CRIPPLE BUT YOU COULDN'T TELL EARLIER BECAUSE OF THE CAR! WHAT A TWIST!
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2011, 05:26:06 PM »

16 min - It's appropriate to use your brother in a wheel chair as a shopping cart.
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