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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2011, 05:28:42 PM »

19 min - This kid's dad was Billy Mays. HA!
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2011, 05:30:12 PM »

20 min - RC car remotes have enough battery power for 8 seconds of use before it dies.
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2011, 05:33:00 PM »

21 min -
"Here's your toww (Sounds like "Toe")!"
"Huh?"
"Tuna on whole wheat!"

Sounds... Appetizing! I'd love to eat toes!
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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2011, 05:37:51 PM »

24 min -

"Look! Somebody left footprints!"
"Yeah right! Like Mom's gonna believe that!"
So I guess it was the kid in the wheel chair who left those prints?
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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2011, 05:43:45 PM »

30 min - How does the alien know how earth power tools work?
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« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2011, 05:45:46 PM »

31 min - She finds the entire living room revamped into a forest style and she thinks the kid in the wheel chair did it. Logic? WHAT'S THAT?! Should I also mention this alien did this overnight without waking anyone?
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« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2011, 05:47:45 PM »

32 min - The wheel chair kid thought it was a smart idea to attempt to go down a steep hill. Wow.
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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2011, 05:48:49 PM »

33 min - How is he staying up in the water like that if his legs don't work?!
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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2011, 05:49:34 PM »

33 min - HOW IS HE STILL IN HIS WHEEL CHAIR?! He was struggling to stay on the surface!
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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2011, 05:54:36 PM »

37 min - McDonald's Product placement count: 1
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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2011, 06:00:20 PM »

41 min - I was afraid of this movie being a rip-off of ET. Guess what. They stole the scene where the little boy baits ET into a trap. This time it's straws and not Reese's Pieces. HOW SHAMELESS ARE THESE BASTARDS?!
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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2011, 06:01:41 PM »

41 min - I guess vacuums are these thing's weakness.
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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2011, 06:04:16 PM »

43 min -

"This must be what they like to drink on their own planet!"

Coca-Cola?
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« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2011, 06:06:52 PM »

46 min - Why did it's skin tone get lighter?
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« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2011, 06:09:23 PM »

48 min - And once again... OVER NIGHT... The alien completely revamped the house. But now it's normal again. What B.S.!
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