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ghouck
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« on: March 18, 2011, 10:59:50 PM »
Nothing is better than sitting on the toilet at home and the seat is warm. . .

Nothing is worse than sitting on a PUBLIC toilet and the seat is warm. . . .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 11:25:29 PM »
Being in front of a nice, toasty fire.

Being INSIDE a nice (actually quite painful), toasty (searing) fire.
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 12:10:57 AM »
Drinking hot cinnamon-apple tea with brown sugar on a cold day.

Drinking hot cinnamon-apple tea with brown sugar on a hot day.
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Killer Bees
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 12:17:52 AM »
There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.

There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone
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Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......
ghouck
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2011, 12:29:21 AM »
There is nothing better than feeling the heat as you eat a big, hot, spicy meal.

There is nothing worse than feeling the heat as you CRAP OUT that same big, hot, spicy meal.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
Sleepyskull
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Well,well,well...


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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2011, 01:50:39 AM »
WARNING: SLIGHTLY GROSS  (although I'm sure we can all identify.) 






There is nothing better than taking a nice, powerful, relaxing dump on company time.  TeddyR

 There is nothing worse than taking that same dump at 4:30 in the morning after having layed awake in bed for 2 hours trying to convince yourself you don't have to go.  Bluesad
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2011, 02:46:43 AM »
Quote from: Sleepyskull on March 19, 2011, 01:50:39 AM
There is nothing better than taking a nice, powerful, relaxing dump on company time.  TeddyR

 There is nothing worse than taking that same dump at 4:30 in the morning after having layed awake in bed for 2 hours trying to convince yourself you don't have to go.  Bluesad

Gross but true  BounceGiggle
Though at my old job if you stayed too long on the toilet our boss would knock on the door and urge you to hurry up  Lookingup
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2011, 03:09:51 AM »
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 19, 2011, 12:17:52 AM
There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.

There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone


Sweetheart-I know the feeling. I met the love of my life, had some wonderful years-the best time of my life. I never-and may never again-love someone so much. She died of cancer.

Her passing left a giant black hole in my life....theirs a pain in my heart all the time...people say it gets easier with time. I need a lot more time,I guess. It's been 2 years....I love her more than ever.
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Killer Bees
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Never give up on love
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2011, 03:12:29 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 19, 2011, 03:09:51 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 19, 2011, 12:17:52 AM
There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.

There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone


Sweetheart-I know the feeling. I met the love of my life, had some wonderful years-the best time of my life. I never-and may never again-love someone so much. She died of cancer.

Her passing left a giant black hole in my life....theirs a pain in my heart all the time...people say it gets easier with time. I need a lot more time,I guess. It's been 2 years....I love her more than ever.





I'm sorry for your loss RC.  She looks like she was a lot of fun.
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Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2011, 03:30:41 AM »
She was an oil painter. Did beautiful artwork. We had an antique booth at the old Village Hall. She also did flower arrangements. Her favorite band was the Grateful Dead-an old school hippy. A beautiful heart. If their is a Heaven-she's there.

Life goes on, dear-you seem like a sweet girl-you'll find someone. Youll be ok.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2011, 08:02:25 AM »
There's nothing better than watching Cathy Bates in "Misery".

There's nothing worse than watching Cathy Bates in "About Schmidt".
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ghouck
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2011, 11:44:22 AM »
There's nothing better than seeing Jessica Simpson naked. . .

There's nothing worse than seeing HOMER Simpson naked. . .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
macabre
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I'M COMING FOR YOU!
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2011, 01:42:51 PM »
hi
Nothing beter than seeing my wife naked,

Nothing worse than seeing my wife naked ,with that "i'm ready now" glint in her eyes
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GEEZ! I NEVER REALISED A BRAIN WEIGHED SO MUCH.
WHY HAVE YOU GOT A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND? I HAVEN'T IT'S IN YOUR CHEST.
A MARATHON! MY WIFE COULDN'T RUN A BATH WITHOUT FEELING TIRED.
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2011, 03:03:12 PM »
Quote from: macabre on March 19, 2011, 01:42:51 PM
hi
Nothing beter than seeing my wife naked,

Nothing worse than seeing my wife naked ,with that "i'm ready now" glint in her eyes
I dont get it. You dont like f**king?  Question I like f**king.f**king is one of my favorite things.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2011, 04:24:40 PM »
There's nothing better than seeing a Ford Pinto Dragster
There's nothing worse than seeing a Ford Pinto STOCK!
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yeah no.
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